After seeing off classmate Hao, we finally got down to business.

"By the way, Li Ze, what did you come to buy today?" Sunny Su suddenly asked me.

"Today? Clothes," I replied casually.

"Clothes... but men’s clothes are on the other side."

"Who said I’m buying men’s clothes? I’m here for girls’ clothes."

Sunny Su seemed startled and took a step back. "Are you one of those legendary cross-dressers? With your build, you’d make a perfect otokonoko! But everyone shops online—you’re so bold to buy women’s clothes in public!"

I said irritably, "Do I look like a cross-dresser? These are all for my sister."

Sunny Su patted my shoulder. "Don’t tell me your sister has no girls’ clothes and’s just wearing a white shirt at home..."

I felt bad—Class Rep was spot on. But if I admitted it, I’d probably die! Seriously, I’d die!

I racked my brain for excuses. "My sister’s lazy and shy since she just moved here. She won’t shop alone."

Sunny Su nodded. "Oh, I see~ Why not just order online?"

I was so done. If I’d remembered online shopping, why come here? I stopped thinking—the more I did, the dumber I felt...

Wait, it wasn’t my IQ dropping—it was the alcohol! Definitely the alcohol’s fault!

"Damned alcohol!" I blurted out without realizing.

Sunny Su pointed beside us. "The clothing store’s here... old man, stop daydreaming."

...

Inside, I bought everything—over ten sets of cute clothes. Since I didn’t know what Yuxuan liked, I grabbed extras for her to pick from later.

Only underwear was left. How do women’s bra sizes even work... Did I have to guess?

Just then, I spotted Sunny Su under a rack of bras. Perfect—I’d ask her. She’d know sizes.

I walked behind her. "Hey, Class Rep—"

Before I finished, a huge force slammed into my chest. Sunny Su elbowed me without warning.

"Gwah... *cough cough*, Sunny Su, what the hell!"

She hid something behind her back.

"What? You startled me sneaking up!"

I rubbed my chest. "I just wanted to ask a question."

"Ask then, hurry up!"

I stepped forward, lowered my head, and slowly bent down. Sunny Su closed her eyes cooperatively.

"Um... what bra size fits a chest with a radius of ***?"

The moment I finished, a crushing weight stomped on my foot.

"Ow ow ow... Sunny Su, what are you doing?!"

She snapped, "I won’t tell you! I’m just mad! And how do you know the radius without knowing sizes?"

"Well... I can tell by looking. Like, I’m guessing your bra thickness is 1.5mm, so your radius must be about ***—"

As I spoke, my body suddenly flew through the air... and made very intimate contact with the ground.