Zhuohua is a female transmigrator. But her starting situation is a nightmare! Luckily, a dating system binds itself to her. Her starter gift pack contains a nonhuman mass called [Wife]. “You can earn points by increasing [Wife]’s affection for you.” “[Wife]’s affection for you is directly proportional to her appetite for you.” “Every night at midnight, the system will automatically drain any affection [Wife] has above the baseline and convert it into points. However, if her affection drops too low, [Wife] will get angry. Please balance her affection carefully.” Zhuohua looks down at the [Wife] in her arms—a twisted, evil thing, its body pitch-black and smooth, not yet human in shape. “You call this a wife?”