Gao Liang listened to the Little Vampire Girl on screen laying out her analysis—and froze for a moment.
Huh? Weird… How did this perfectly sync with that tiny mischievous streak in his own heart?
Mm…
He found himself nodding slightly, eyes drifting to the animated Little Vampire Girl.
Yali-chan, you really *get* it.
“Right? Right? Just imagine—a kid who’s usually so gloomy and expressionless… tease her *just a little*, and she’ll look all wronged and pitiful right in front of us~ That contrast? Pfft~”
Lin Lin’s lips curled into a pleased smirk, but she quickly added to her live audience:
“Of course, don’t go too far! It stops being playful teasing and becomes harassment. Keep it light, don’t pester her daily. What I mean by ‘teasing’ is more like cute bickering between couples—a game, okay?”
[Positive-energy streamer—followed!]
[Honestly, it’s mostly about looks. If some ugly person harassed me daily, I’d stab her.]
[Wake up, anon—who’d even harass *me*?]
[Well… if she’s cute, getting teased once in a while doesn’t sound so bad?]
Ahem…
Watching the comments scroll by, Lin Lin suddenly felt a flicker of unease.
Wait…
Her whole analysis just now…
Could it also apply… to *herself*?
What if Gao Liang teased *her*?
Would *she*…
Would she fall for it too?!
Th-this…!
What weird thoughts was she having?! Nope nope nope!
Her theory *had* to be flawed! There’s no way someone like *her*—who totally *hates* that guy—would ever like him! Even if Gao Liang were stupidly handsome!
Mm…
So what’s the missing condition?
Ugh…
After a short pause, Lin Lin’s eyes lit up.
Ah! The comments were right—but it’s not *just* about looks. It’s about the *target’s* existing fondness for Bro Gou!
Sure, good looks help… but they aren’t everything.
“The key is *affection level*!” she declared, patting her chest confidently. “Low affection? Teasing just annoys. But if the girl *already* likes Bro Gou? A little playful teasing boosts closeness fast!”
And for someone like *her*—brimming with hatred for Gao Liang? Zero chance. Hmph~
The girl felt thoroughly satisfied. She’d not only solved Bro Gou’s dilemma but carved out a safe exit for herself. A tiny, smug flutter rose in her chest.
But Gao Liang remained uncertain.
How could the Little Vampire Girl be *so* sure Lin Lin had feelings for him?
What if… she genuinely disliked him?
Ugh…
[Bro Gou: I don’t think she actually likes me that much…]
“Hm?” Lin Lin read the hesitant comment and clicked her tongue.
Ahem! Even if she was all theory and zero practice… Bro Gou *needed* guidance!
How could he miss such obvious signals?!
And *she* was a girl now too!
Mm…
She *must* understand girl psychology a *little*, right?
Solid. Steady. Her analysis held up!
“Bro Gou, be confident!” she urged. “Try this: start gentle. Tease her lightly and watch her reaction.”
“If she breaks down? Stop immediately. But if she looks flustered *and* shy? *Go for it*.”
The Little Vampire Girl nodded firmly. “Like… when she asks you for something, set a slightly embarrassing—but harmless—condition. See if she does it.”
[Bro Gou: And if she refuses?]
“If she *likes* you? Even if she’s tsundere—protesting ‘no no no’—she’ll *still* comply. Who’d pass up a private moment with someone they like? Alone, no witnesses… she’ll do it. Trust me!”
Lin Lin was already mentally casting herself as the teaser of an adorable little loli.
Hehehe…
On Gao Liang’s end, he found himself nodding slowly.
Not a bad idea… Creating more private moments for two *could* work.
[Bro Gou: Got it. I’ll try later—not to chase her, just… she seems so lonely. I want to help that stubborn kid make friends.]
“Mm-hmm~” Lin Lin felt a warm pang. She nodded, giving a thumbs-up.
*Sigh*… If only *she* had a classmate like that—seeing her loneliness and wanting to help.
Wow. Bro Gou was peak warm-hearted guy. How could Gao Liang *ever* compare?
And that subtle scheming streak…
The *perfect* blueprint for a good…
Good *brother*! Hehe~
Giggling, she chirped happily:
“Hehe~ If it works, slowly turn up the teasing! Tease her, flirt a little… eventually whisk the little one home~ Then watch her blush into a shy little wife—Pfft! Pfft! So sweet! I’m already shipping this CP, Bro Gou~!”
“When you win her over, *you must* share the story! Let’s revisit this later—I’m *so* excited! Imagining that little loli becoming a blushing bride… Pfft~ Sweet sweet sweet~”
[Bro Gou: …]
Gao Liang stared at the overly enthusiastic streamer, speechless.
Somehow… this felt like plotting something *very* questionable. Teasing little lolis?
The chat exploded:
[Whoa, streamer’s a genius—veteran teaser!]
[Time to top up and get her a water heater!]
[Hehe… I wanna tease Little Yali~ Smells good, so soft~]
[Is she teaching us how to win *herself* over? Noted!]
[How many lolis has she ‘abducted’?!]
[Don’t hate—*she’s* probably the loli being abducted.]
“Ahem! What are you *all* saying?!” Lin Lin slapped the desk, flustered. “I-I…"
*…Would never admit these tropes came straight from doujin manga.*
Hmph—!
“Anyway! Don’t you *dare* try this on *me*! Yali-chan’s immune! Nope! No teasing the streamer!”
“Ahem! So Bro Gou… go for it or not?”
[Bro Gou: Go for it!]
“Wuhu! *Go for it*!”
