【LookAgainVIsGou: The way my deskmate looks at me… I always sense killing intent. Just sitting in class, a cold glare would suddenly hit me out of nowhere. It’s… kinda scary. But I truly don’t recall wronging her. Feels like I’m hated for no reason at all.】
After reading Gao Liang’s barrage, Lin Lin tilted her head, puzzled.
“How did I even offend that little loli?”
Hmm…
She pinched her chin, seriously pondering.
How could hatred come from nothing? Maybe she just dislikes his vibe?
But that wouldn’t explain the *killing intent* in her eyes… Is Bro Gou overimagining?
Ahem…
Though… the look of someone wanting to stab you? Hard to hide. Real hostility *is* noticeable.
Those random cold glares? Probably just the little loli’s death stare.
Why though?
Lin Lin shook her head. He must’ve skipped key details.
“Hey, I had a deskmate I disliked too—ahem—a total handsome Gou. But *my* dislike had reasons! Complicated ones! Bro Gou… think harder? No deep hatred comes from nowhere.”
【Streamer’s analysis is pro-level!】
【Tell us why you hated your handsome deskmate!】
【Lizi, sure *you’re* not the one he disliked?】
【Don’t spill the tea! Spare Lizi’s dignity!】
【LOL, classic unrequited love → hatred arc.】
“What the heck!” Lin Lin slammed the desk. “Since when did *I* like Gao Liang?! Unrequited?! Hatred from love?!”
Nonsense! *I* got heartbroken by a love rival—boo-hoo!
My little loli! Boo—
Wait… isn’t this *also* hatred from love?
…Just not for that handsome dog.
Trash. Trash. Trash!
Lin Lin pouted, flustered. “Stop twisting things! I *genuinely* hated him! Reasons are messy—he’s 100% the culprit! I’ll explain later!”
Hmm…
Why’s cold sweat trickling down her back now?
Ahem. Truth is, she *did* explain why.
Just… too embarrassed to admit she’s desk partners with her arch-nemesis.
Hmm…
As she hesitated, Gao Liang sent another barrage.
He racked his brain but found nothing. Helpless, he typed:
【LookAgainVIsGou: Nothing major happened. Weird, right? Maybe just desk-partner friction? But… she’s hot and cold sometimes…】
“Hot and cold?”
Lin Lin stroked her chin, frowning. Tiny thing sparks killing intent… yet *hot and cold*?
Could it be…
A tsundere?!
Hmm…
Suddenly plausible. Too odd for random hatred.
“Maybe it’s childish? ‘Dislike’ is just her way to grab attention? Arch-nemesis dynamics… kinda cute, no?”
Ahem! *She* and Gao Liang? Pure, dump-truck-tomorrow-level arch-nemeses. No ambiguity.
【Tsundere confirmed! I’m in love~】
【Wait… yandere? Those killing-intent glares~】
【Wooo~ Tsundere + scheming loli? Streamer gets it!】
【Don’t project. Streamer’s the mirror.】
…
“Ahem! I’m a *popular* streamer! Tsundere’s not meta anymore! I’m *not* one!”
Lin Lin struck a pose—hands on hips, finger jabbing the screen. Barrages exploded:
【Vibe check passed! Streamer’s iconic!】
【Sigh~ Tsundere white-haired vampire girl, YES~】
【Insult me please!】
【Pervert alert! …Count me in.】
Uh…
Hit a weird kink? But this little vampire girl ain’t playing sadist. Lin Lin pivoted fast:
“Hey Bro Gou—what *exactly* counts as ‘hot’? Spill the warm parts!”
Gao Liang blinked at the awkward ask… but typed carefully:
【LookAgainVIsGou: She’d randomly chat me up, super enthusiastic…】
【LookAgainVIsGou: If I hesitated or seemed lukewarm? She’d ghost me again.】
【LookAgainVIsGou: Glared daggers at girls approaching me… but gets all flustered sitting beside me.】
Uh…
Lin Lin’s frown deepened.
*Total* tsundere.
Wants connection, likes him, too shy to say it—warms up to grab attention, then hides behind coldness.
Or mad ’cause “Bro Gou’s a blockhead! Notice me!”
*That’s* the hot-cold cycle~
And jealousy?! Textbook tsundere!
The awkwardness isn’t *his*—it’s *hers*. Too introverted to express herself.
How’s such a clumsy, cute little loli even real?
Tsk tsk… so *moe*~
Whoa. Bro Gou’s lucky—anime-tier girl IRL.
Nope. Must save her. At least help her befriend the deskmate she likes~
“Hehe, trust me, Bro Gou. She’s *definitely* a tsundere! Don’t rush friendship. Start slow… tease her playfully? Light bullying? Build the vibe~”