["This is so delicious! Brother Ye’s cooking is still amazing!" Banas said as she took a bite of egg.

"Ling Ye really is the perfect homemaker! A guy who makes such beautiful meals!" Stella remarked while eating meat.

"Pity Mr. Ye isn’t a girl. God must’ve messed up his gender settings!" Luna teased, eating gracefully.

Veins bulged on my forehead, but I chose to ignore these twin jokesters.

"My Yeer can cook, do laundry, bake sweets, sew clothes, and even tops gaming leaderboards!" Ling Ling declared proudly, as if she’d done it all herself.

"Brother Ye is the best! But I’ll handle all that as his wife now. He just needs to pee, eat, and sleep with me!" Banas chirped excitedly.

"Wow! A perfect man! If not for that cross-dressing quirk, he’d be flawless. Hey sis, let’s marry Mr. Ling Ye and never lift a finger again!" Stella laughed.

"My dear sister, you’re onto something. We’re too lazy—we need a man who’ll work, endure, and take hits!" Luna replied.

The Bai sisters then stared at me with weird looks. I was utterly speechless.

"Already charmed? Yeer, your appeal is terrifying! Heh heh heh... I should just tie you up. If those vixens steal you, I’ll go insane!" Ling Ling grinned, her expression chilling.

"No, no, no! Sister, calm down!" I rushed to stop her.

The same scene replayed. Ugh! Wait—I’m still in a dress! And it feels so natural! Am I really becoming a cross-dressing pervert?

No way! I’m Lin Ye, a real man—broad-chested and well-endowed below! If I get hooked on dresses, the Lin family line ends!

Nope! I’m just used to it today. That’s all! Changing will fix everything.

After that brainless self-hypnosis, I dashed to my room, swapped the dress for guy clothes, and came out.

"Brother Ye is truly a brother now! He could pop out a whole litter of kids!" Banas cheered.

"Mr. Ling Ye’s guy clothes are cute, but his dress looked better, huh?" Stella mused.

"Sigh... Pity Mr. Ye turned into a boy," Luna sighed.

"Sister, I’m never wearing dresses again! I’m quitting that maid job!" I insisted firmly, ignoring her.

"Oh no! I’ve already signed your indenture contract with Li Xin! Yeer, you’ll be a maid—just one hour on school days. Holidays? Five hours!" Ling Ling smiled darkly.

"You... how could you?!" I stammered, speechless.

How does a sister like this exist? A yandere who sold her own brother? Maybe she’s a fake yandere... Yeah, that’s it!

"But! Don’t flirt with that seductress at work—or switch to guy clothes. Or else... hahahahahaha!" Ling Ling’s laugh grew terrifying, making my heart race.

Scratch that. She’s yandere for my guy self. My dress self? Just a cash cow.

"Alright, bathwater’s ready! Who’s first?" I blurted, changing the subject. Guess I’m backing down—but don’t get it twisted. I’m a man. Always will be!

"Brother! Bathe with me? We’re married—it’s only natural!" Banas drooled.

A drooling loli is kinda cute, I thought.

"No way! Who’d bathe with a gross, perverted loli like you? Your flat chest and tiny body can’t satisfy Yeer. Only my curves can please him, right Yeer?" Ling Ling shot back, drooling at me.

"What?! I do have boobs! Look closely—here, Brother Ye, feel them!" Banas shoved my hand onto her underdeveloped chest, fuming.

"You perverted loli, wanna die?!" Ling Ling snapped.

"Bring it! You baka sister! A creep obsessed with her brother. Brother-sister pairs are meant to be! What’s a non-blood-related weirdo like you doing here?" Banas pouted angrily.

"Whoa! Sis, is this the legendary..." Stella gasped excitedly.

"Yep! An incestuous shura-jō—sister craving brother, sister fighting sister. Forbidden, yet they clash wildly!" Luna explained.

"Fine! Let’s go!" Ling Ling roared.

"Fine!" Banas shot back.

"Uh... fighting’s bad?" I squeaked weakly.

"Not your business! Go bathe!" they yelled in unison, leaving me trembling on the floor.

"Women are so fickle and scary," I muttered to myself.]