“Fragrant, fragrant, fragrant, fragrant, fragrant, fragrant, fragrant… yoga pants.”

“Flavor, flavor, flavor, flavor, flavor, flavor—make him lose control 😋~~”

Hua Xin hummed, in a good mood, lying on her bed scrolling her phone. Her long, pale legs were out in the open, swinging up and down. Her translucent toes curled a little, then stretched, then curled again. Under her shorts, her butt swayed with her body, like it was tempting someone to come and crash into her, hard 🥵...

At the same time, the cross-time link synced another heart.

Far away at school, Xia Yan felt something subtle. In his white shirt and suit, he hadn’t felt hot before. But suddenly, inside, and down where Little Xia Yan lived, a trace of heat rose.

He kept smiling, waiting as the candidate up front introduced himself. No extra emotion showed on his face. He quietly undid one button of his white shirt.

Abstinence really is a long road 😇...

He hadn’t checked in on the bar today.

Day 897.

——————

Inside the little black room, a whole row of badges on her phone flashed, at least Yellow Card Level Ten as the baseline.

It symbolized the Tieba crowd’s loyal! faith! not bowing to a certain microblog or a certain book site 😡.

She hadn’t drifted through the bars in days to catch up on the latest happenings. Today she finally had time to look for fun. Plus, a few posts she made earlier still had replies she hadn’t read.

😨

The glaring 99+ made Hua Xin blank out for a moment.

She hadn’t been cross-posting in the main bar or the anime-game bar. How did it suddenly become like this...

She ignored the likes and replies and tapped straight into her own post.

Dong Auntie: Hurry and measure your bust.

SuperLove Liuxing: Treating it like wellness now? 😃

Wind Phantom Dragon: If you turned into a beautiful girl, go snag a sugar daddy 😋

AbldA: Damn, why does my rational side always cap me at three releases at most 😭

She quietly flipped through the rest. She’d posted this on the first day she lost her “Niuniu.” Now it had seventy-three replies.

Wild...

The later answers were even more pervy. And everyone treated it like a joke. No one believed that fapping four times and turning into a beautiful girl actually happened!!!

(Her own comparison had her bust around a C+.)

Hua Xin wiped a nonexistent tear from the corner of her eye. She closed the post, heavy-hearted.

The bar friends she’d pinned hopes on took it as a joke.

Do you even know how she got through these days alone without Niuniu’s company?! What mood she was in, surfing the waves to the music?! How she went from awkward to skilled, facing Slime and Tiger-Tiger 😭😭!!!

Yeah, it was sore hands, an aching waist, and shaky legs, and she pushed through it.

But one bar friend had a solid point...

Snag a sugar daddy 🤔...

Hua Xin touched her small, smooth chin, thoughtful. No prickly stubble like before. Kind of weird.

People have little quirks. Some like “original scent.” Some like feet. Some flip their chopsticks around when they eat. Some brush their teeth before going to the bathroom. Some keep cracking their knuckles just to hear the pop-pop.

And Hua Xin just likes washing her little hands and giving Little Hua Xin a scrub now and then 😉.

Perfectly normal, really.

She put down her phone and slowly pondered the meaning of those three words: “snag a sugar daddy.”

Right now, her relationship with that pervy guy was... uh... just mouth-flirting?

He only saw her leg pics and her “warden” pics—okay, her foot pics. She only saw his abs and waist shots. They’d had one voice call, chatting game stuff (Xia Yan went a little feral again).

Neither had seen the other’s face. Neither knew the other’s social circle or daily life.

They only knew... they were both in the Magic City.

In short, the girl had earned 200 yuan from Xia Yan 💰.

With that thought, Hua Xin, who had been unsure, suddenly firmed up inside.

Keep that faint push-pull distance. Tempt him, make him go into heat. Then keep milking cash to improve life! Shrimp-head guy wants online romance? Then she’ll romance him!

Her lips lifted on their own. A little demon 😈 pattern flashed in her eyes. Succubus vibes spread behind her.

Even under her half-sleeves, her smooth back felt like it was about to sprout two small black wings.

Playing men?

She knew it like the back of her hand!

Only men know men best! (smug)

Hua Xin tapped into her help post: “For online romance, is it better to be a little loli or a mature onee-san?”

Pipe-Chomping Big Gun: Onee-san 😃

Dog Blood Spraying to the Sky: Onee-san 😃

Thousand Blossoms in Riot: Onee-san. Loved onee-sans since I was a kid 😍

Hua Xin thoughtfully wiped the junction where her two slimes met.

It was hot, a bit sticky.

Looks like most people prefer onee-san... Gentle, smart, fair-skinned, beautiful big sisters do make the other side sink into the gentle swamp in online romance...

Honestly, she also likes a strong onee-san you can bury your face in till you can’t breathe 🥵.

But isn’t the cost too high?

Online, the onee-san standard kit is black stockings and high heels... She’s struggling to eat. Where’s the money to buy that...

Wait!!

Why should she pay herself?? 😰

It’s not even that she wants to wear it!!

Make that shrimp-head guy foot the bill, duh 😋

“I’m a genius, right... Born for the online romance trade?”

“After this score, can I eat fried chicken 🐔...”

Smug, she hugged her phone, rolled on the bed, and basked in her own wit.

Who said big-chested equals brainless? Step up and apologize!

She spaced out a little, drooling. Hua Xin could already see golden, crispy, tender, juicy fried chicken dancing on the ceiling...

Slurp.

Can’t pop the champagne early 🍾.

She snapped back and seriously checked the last post.

“How many steps to take down a pure little virgin boy...”

“Let me see your answers, you bunch of fresh boys (mocking)...”

WC Fate of 0: Honestly, just one step. Be a little nice to him and he auto-flags himself. Cue one of life’s three biggest illusions: She likes me.

Mint-Blue Boy: On top, easy 😋

Lazy-Toned Saintess: Just climb on 🦌. He won’t survive it.

nonoka: First, put on white stockings. Then, step those stockings onto the male lead’s phallus. Next, stir for about half a minute. Done 😃

Hua Xin set her phone down, a bit silent. In her head, she saw herself in white stockings, stepping on that pervy guy’s thing, then sitting down and moving up and down 🤯...

Wha—what kind of joke is this.

Pink flushed over her face. Her imagination was too strong; she’d already run through the whole scene without meaning to.

She’s a man. A steadfast, manly man.

She’s a man. Thickly, deeply manly.

She’s a man. A hero who could heave mountains.

She is...

Uh...

Just as Hua Xin kept firming up her resolve, a strange thought popped up.

Her legs squeezed together on their own.

It should... feel better than riding the waves alone, right?

🥵