"Chase her down! She ran this way!"

"Cursed Calamity Witch—we *will* catch her!"

Xia Xin crouched behind a fruit stall, peeking out at armored knights gripping longswords. Their grim faces screamed lynch mob. A whirlwind of emotions churned in her chest.

*How did it come to this…?*

Reincarnating in another world after dying suddenly—becoming a household name overnight. Two joys tangled together should’ve meant pure bliss.

*So… why is it like this…?*

…

It started simply enough.

That day, tired of her teacher’s nagging, Xia Xin hid in her dorm to game.

Boredom gnawed at her. With the room empty, she drew her curtains and slipped on headphones.

Then she typed www._______.com into her browser.

What for? Heh! A little solo fun, obviously.

Outwardly calm and quiet, Xia Xin had spent years at this all-girls’ academy watching her roommates—literal campus beauties—strut around in just their underwear. Her patience had worn thin.

But she had standards. Before the real thing, she needed practice. To map her own body’s terrain. To gather experience.

*Prepare for the worst, stay cool when things get dicey.*

Unlike videos or novels, Xia Xin craved games thick with yuri fluff—where she could *feel* the thrill of chasing and being chased.

Perfect timing. A pop-up ad flashed on some shady site:

【Craving immersive yuri romance? Click below! Roleplay with HUNDREDS of girls in *Yuri Obsession: The Heroine & Demon King’s Shame Training♡*】

Over-the-top? Absolutely. But Xia Xin… couldn’t resist.

Those illustrated girls clinging together were pure temptation.

Who *could* say no to girls snuggling?

She clicked. The premise seemed generic: play as a beautiful Heroine, defeat the Demon King through… creative methods.

Along the way, romance females of every race and status—over a hundred options. Forty+ hours of CG scenes. Endless side quests!

She skimmed blurbs about alchemy factories, ancient god rituals, Abyss invasions… *Meh. Not why I’m here.*

Character profiles lined the sidebar, each with unlockable CGs. Xia Xin’s eyes lit up.

*These girls hit every one of my buttons!*

*Start game NOW!*

…After trimming her nails, of course.

Then she froze. A hidden character tagged "SECRET TARGET" caught her eye:

**Calamity Witch.**

White hair. Crimson eyes. A tiny fang peeking from her smirk. Her icy glare pierced the screen like Xia Xin was trash.

*Step on me, big sister!*

Xia Xin frantically clicked her profile.

A Demonfolk enigma. No known name—only infamous titles.

**Calamity Witch:** Wherever she walked, plague, famine, war, and death followed. Even dogs stopped breeding.

**Deceit Witch:** She’d scammed the Demon King out of half his treasury during the war, then swindled humans with the same trick. Now wanted worldwide.

**Lust Witch:** Princesses, generals, girls of every race—any beauty fell prey to her schemes.

Some fanatics even called her "Beloved Witch-sama," forming cult-like fan clubs after one glance at her face.

*Wait… that last one feels off.*

Ahem. Point was: she embodied evil. A walking apocalypse. Hunted by humans *and* her own Demonfolk kin.

*Total villain!*

Xia Xin’s pulse raced. *I’m conquering her first!*

But first… hehe… *surely* she could peek at the CGs?

She clicked. The screen showed the Heroine, Demon King, and every romanceable character surrounding—

—the Calamity Witch. Bound in ropes. Gagged. Eyes burning with defiance.

*This is next-level!*

Xia Xin leaned in, breathless. *Let’s go!*

The Heroine drew her sword—and lopped off the Witch’s head.

"Holy shit!"

Xia Xin’s heart stopped. *Literally.*

Darkness swallowed her. She collapsed onto her bed.

…

…

Xia Xin opened her eyes to a forest. No dorm. No modern world.

*Just a dream,* she reasoned after a stunned pause.

A sharp pinch on her cheek—pain flaring, skin flushing—proved otherwise.

*Then what…?*

She glimpsed a puddle. Her reflection stared back: white hair, red eyes, a modest bust beneath an Arcane Master’s robe. White stockings hugged her thighs just a little too tightly; simple black boots grounded her.

*Th-this…!*

*This is the Calamity Witch!*

*Why am I her?!*

Sure, she’d read enough isekai to accept reincarnation—but trapped in an *eroge* as the world’s most wanted trash?!

*She was supposed to DO me, not BE me!*

And that CG…

The memory of the Witch’s beheading flashed. Xia Xin paled, throat tightening. The pressure crashed down. Hunted by the entire world.

But none of that mattered right now.

"Death? Reincarnation? Whatever. At the very least…" Her voice cracked. "*At the very least—delete my browser history!*"