Ignoring the unpleasant chatter in the live chat, I quickly swapped my summoner spells to Ghost and Ignite. Right. Since I'm limited to one hand, I won't roam to help teammates. This build crushes the enemy top lane! Runes: Critical strike! Critical strike! Critical strike! All crit runes. Against low-ranked scrubs like this? Even with a crippled hand, I own the game.
"Tryndamere always starts with Doran's Blade. Even if they pick Malphite to counter me, I'll stomp him! No fear—just slash!"
As I happily streamed, one-handed-trolling newbies, I never expected this would mess with another streamer...
*(Next room: King-tier Mumu’s one-handed slaughter fest! Go watch her! This stream’s boring—no chest, no skills...)*
*(Oh? One-handed LoL? Interesting.)*
*(Mumu’s here? Bail! Bail! Off to spectate—be civilized~)*
Watching her viewership plummet from the bandwagon effect, the girl seethed with rage.
Why!? Why does Mumu get all the hype? Just ’cause of her fake chest!?
Ying glanced down at her own slightly budding chest, resentment twisting her thoughts.
My name’s Zeng Ying. Streamer ID: Fox Ying. I’ve streamed LoL for three years—same as that busty Mumu. My rank: King tier, 400 points on Telecom Zone 1. Hers? King tier, 500 points. Only 100 ahead. Her edge? She mains every champ. Me? I only play the Fox Spirit. Why? She’s gorgeous! I adore her~
Fox Spirit mastery: 23333 matches played: 6666.
Yep. Since day one, I’ve only used her. Every animation, every skill—I know them like my own limbs. My in-game ID’s Fox Ying. Patch changes? I don’t care. I stick with her, inventing new strats. When the meta favored the Nine-Tails, I hit King tier naturally.
Streaming’s been smooth for me. Cute looks plus insane mechanics earned loyal fans and solid cash. But Mumu? Before her cam-on era, she pretended to be a guy—goofing around with her tiny chat like a clown. Then, out of nowhere, she flipped on her cam, ditched the voice changer, and flaunted that... ridiculous figure. Viewers stampeded to her stream.
Seriously, Mumu. With that body, you belong in dance or music streams. Why steal e-sports jobs!?
"Hey! Don’t leave, viewers! I’ll get pentakill this round! Wait—!"
Shut down!
No pentakill. Rushing in, I left a massive opening. Died like a fool to the enemy. More viewers fled. I stared blankly at the screen:
*(Trash streamer—can you even play?)*
*(I’d die like that too!)*
*(Ying tilted—got cocky!)*
*(Loyal Ying fan here. Off to Mumu’s stream. Back after she ends~)*
I... got cocky?
Impossible! How could I? That busty witch ruined everything. Wah.
"Well... since you all wanna watch Mumu, how ’bout I raid her stream?"
*(Yes! Fox Army invades Mumu’s room to propose!)*
*(Propose +1)*
*(Propose +1008611)*
Chat buzzed back to life. I closed the game with a bitter smile, opened the streaming site. Mumu’s dumb face topped the homepage: BIG NO.1. Most popular, huh... I clicked anyway. Not just for viewers—I needed to know why she’s so huge. My peak rank? NO.13.
......
Ace!
"Hohoho~ Dear viewers! Witness the King’s left hand! Golden left hand—only 998! Uh... can’t take it home though!"
*(Fox Army here to propose~~~~~~)*
*(Ying’s raiding!)*
*(Streamer—you’re homepage NO.1!)*
*(Mumu, teach left-hand mouse tricks!)*
"Huh? Little fox? Ying? She’s proposing!? Nah~ Big Mumu can’t have female fans..."
I know most viewers don’t care about skill. They come for the one-handed gimmick and pity. Heh. I’ve got two big bunnies—but I never ‘eat’ them~ Female fans? I’d love some. Hehehe.
*(Pfft, Mumu—you’re hilarious! Zero female fans!)*
*(E-sports has no yuri!)*
*(Streamer, hook up with fans? Male fan here~)*
I chuckled at the teasing chat—then spam flooded my screen. Weirdly, mods didn’t delete it. Reading closely, I froze...
"Ah Mu. Heard your Yasuo’s elite. Solo me?" x filled the screen.
