"Sorry... Xier, could you do me a favor?"

After snapping out of it, Xier saw me operating the mouse with my left hand and nodded helplessly.

"How can I help? I can open files with the mouse, no problem. But gaming might be tough—I’ve only played this a little."

"Ah~ That’s a huge help! Xier, later when I’m about to lose, just sit by the desk so my right hand can grab the mouse."

"Well... I guess I can. But it’s kinda embarrassing, huh?"

"Yeah, I know. Please!" I pleaded, locking eyes with Xier, my gaze sincere for a smooth stream.

One-handed play was barely manageable, but losing badly would look awful. With Xier’s help, I’d hit 100% performance. So... sacrificing a bit of decency was fine, right?

"Sweet, lovely Teacher Xier~ just give in to me!" Ugh, I grossed myself out.

"Since you said that, you must agree to one condition!"

"No problem!"

"I’ll stay over at your place often. Okay?" Xier asked hesitantly.

"Of course!"

As if I’d kick her out... This condition meant nothing. Tsk, Xier—why that regretful look? I won’t accept outrageous demands. I’ve lost most decency, but my integrity’s intact!

After settling with Xier, I launched the stream app and camera, titling it: "(Can One-Handed Play DOMINATE Low Tiers in Honor of Kings?)" Right—I wouldn’t risk my main account in high tiers. Only Bronze and Silver newbies for this one-handed bully...

"Mmm~ Can you hear me? Welcome to my stream! My right hand’s injured, so today I’ll show one-handed lightning control in low tiers!"

(Huh? One-handed LOL? Seriously...)

(Streamer, stop joking. Waiting for Bronze-tier slap~ *smack smack*!)

(Mumu’s injured but streaming? Sob, you moved me!)

(Heh, all for money—all shady deals!)

Seeing fans’ support, I felt touched. Streaming’s not just for cash; it’s sharing gaming joy. Some call viewers silly, donors sillier—but if my stream brings happiness, why not? Last friend: "shady deals"? I don’t get it. New meme?

Clang!~~~~

The sword-unsheathing sound echoed. I logged into Xiao Ling’s QQ account. Game ID: Hey hey this is 110. Level 30. My sister’s account. Forget the iconic ID—the real shocker was her rank: Brave Bronze V. Even throwing games won’t sink you this low. But Xiao Ling did it. Seriously, she’s got gaming talent like me.

"Mmm, as you see, my sister’s account—super down-to-earth Bronze 5. Today: left hand ONLY! Ranked mode—start!"

(Hahaha, the silly sister’s account!)

(Above you—stop obsessing over sister! See the King-tier teacher behind Mumu!)

(Yeah! King-tier mentor’s here. No class today?)

(Heh, underage streaming breeds arrogance! Mumu’s skipping class!)

Chat buzzed about Xier napping on my back. I blinked, signaling her to speak.

"Haa~~ Mumu’s hurt. As her teacher, I’m watching her—and taking a vacation. I’m old, can’t game anymore. Let Mumu stream alone." Xier yawned lazily into the mic. She didn’t care about arrogance. If you’re tough, crawl through the net cable and fight her!

"Game on! One-handed means no Yasuo—he needs precision. But I’ve always rowed without oars—even one-handed, I’ll play flashy. No boring Malphite for me. You’re chosen: Three-Slash Barbarian!"

The Three-Slash Barbarian—true name Barbarian King—kills enemies in three hits with full gear. His ultimate lets him survive at 1 HP for 5 seconds, earning him "5-Second True Man."

"My great blade has long been thirsty!" I mimicked his intro line, hyping the chat.

(My big dick’s been thirsty!)

(Ahhh~ Mumu, you’re a girl—you don’t HAVE one!)

(Streamer, proving even Barbarian King’s one-hand playable?)