Tap!

With a firm press of the Enter key, the little loli let out a sigh of relief and slumped back into her chair, utterly satisfied.

She’d just won an online flame war—all to defend her hard-earned internet reputation.

“These students would never guess their idol is actually a kid younger than them, right?”

Xi Xi let out a lazy yawn. Her baby-faced cheeks looked adorably delicate, white-stockinged legs propped arrogantly high on the desk.

“Xi Xi~ Elder Sister Feng says go to bed early—no staying up!” A pure-looking girl peeked through the doorway.

Elder Sister Feng owned the villa and was Xi Xi’s real older sister.

“Nope~ Only weaklings sleep early. Are *you* weak, Xiao Shi?”

Xi Xi jabbed a finger at the screen, voice dripping with mischief: “Look—this guy’s too scared to reply after getting roasted. Probably hiding under the covers. What a… w-a-s-t-e~ of~ t-a-l-e-n-t~"

“Mmm… really?” Xiao Shi blinked in realization. “Then I’ll stay up with you too, Xi Xi!”

Though young, Xi Xi had a sharp mind. Years ago, she began taking commissions on the Magic Web, dubbing herself “Detective C”—a pun on her name.

She’d helped many, angered many—but no one ever uncovered her real identity. She remained a ghost.

For the past month, though, she’d ghosted every job. Lounging in the basement, sleeping in, venting online when grumpy—life was sweet.

Ghost one task? Thrilling. Ghost them all? Bliss.

“Sigh… Life’s good~ Tomorrow, three more milk bottles. Might as well laze around forever…”

Xi Xi scratched her white-stockinged foot, eyes crinkling in contentment. Her only wish? To grow up faster—so she’d stop drooling over those big-chested, airheaded girls.

Ding~

A notification cut through her peace. Someone was messaging again.

“Ugh… I said no commissions!” She clicked QQ open. “Oh? Little Fox.”

To Xi Xi, “Not a Fox” was peak aesthetic. Her private album held hundreds of her pics—undisputed #1 fan status.

The ghostly Detective C… obsessed with a fox girl’s lewd pics? Way juicier than a thirty-year-old virgin mage.

But Xi Xi felt zero regret. At least she wasn’t the type to comment: *“Is Fox’s tail an accessory or prosthetic? Asking for a friend~”*

A month ago, “Not a Fox” vanished. Fans itched with worry. No replies. No traces.

Rumors spread: *Did Fox abandon us?* Many unfollowed. Even Xi Xi lost interest, scrolling the Magic Web for comfort.

Until today—the truth surfaced. Fox hadn’t left. She was hospitalized… and had lost all her memories.

Yay!

As the first fan to learn this, Xi Xi should’ve cheered. Instead, a sly scheme sparked in her eyes.

“Hehe~ Poor Little Fox~” she smirked at the screen. “Don’t blame me—it’s the perfect chance to get close.”

Truth was, she’d always wanted to claim that fox girl *and* her lewd pics… all for herself.

Plan successful!

Yep—her goal was purely the pics. She was just a loli. No mushy romance stuff. Lewd pics = ultimate happiness.

Xi Xi opened the chat window happily—then her eyelid twitched.

“Weird… Why invite me offline?” She stroked her chin. “Feels fishy. Catfishing me?”

“Fishing? I wanna go fishing too~” A voice chimed from below the desk.

Xi Xi froze. A chilly draft brushed her legs—as if bare.

She looked down. Xiao Shi knelt between her knees under the desk, lifting Xi Xi’s hem with one finger, blinking up with innocent eyes.

“Xiao Shi… what are you *doing* down there?”

“Eh? Me?” Xiao Shi’s lips curled slightly, playful and guileless. “Just checked Xi Xi’s panties—still pure white today.”

She said it so casually, movements so practiced, like checking if a baby wet the bed.

“I’ve said it a *hundred* times—don’t peek at panties!” Xi Xi’s face flushed crimson. She clutched her clothes. “That’s not for minors!”

“Huh? Why not?” Xiao Shi tilted her head. “You’re younger than me.”

“I—I have a *mature* mental age!”

“Age isn’t the point… Hey, Xi Xi—why does that sister in your album have a fluffy tail on her butt, but you don’t?”

Xiao Shi lifted the hem again, nodding at the white panties.

“Mmm~ If we added a tail here… you’d look even cuter!”

*Dun dun dun.*

Xi Xi froze like lightning struck her.

Silence. A sigh. Her petite frame trembled; hands and feet turned icy.

“I can’t take it anymore!”

“Xiao Shi! You deceptively innocent little brat—you need *disciplining*!”

With steely resolve, Xi Xi yanked her out from under the desk.

“Wah~ Xi Xi’s finally playing with me?” Xiao Shi giggled, tumbling into a scuffle right on the chair.

Chair space is tight. Wrestling meant one on top, one underneath.

Soon, Xi Xi pinned Xiao Shi beneath her. Gazing at the girl’s pitiful, innocent face, Xi Xi’s lips curved into a triumphant smirk—

“Xiao Shi~ Time to head home. Shall I walk you back?”

A gentle woman stepped in. Her smile froze at the sight of two disheveled girls on the chair.

…

Meanwhile, across the academy.

“Why hasn’t she replied… asleep?” Qiu Li’er hugged her phone, voice trembling. “System… what do I do?”

[Ding~]

[Your reward “Multitasking” has been delivered.]

Magic surged through her body. Exhaustion washed over her before she could even groan.

[“Multitasking”: During conversation, male affinity -20%; female affinity +20%.]

Too drained to complain, Qiu Li’er’s eyes fluttered shut.

Her soft, fluffy tail swayed gently between her legs as she drifted into peaceful sleep.

Unaware that the mischievous little loli on the other side of the screen was in *very* deep trouble.