Hmm-hmm~

With a 6-0 score, Lin Lin did a quick mental calculation… This…

Ugh, losing on purpose is *so* hard.

Seriously, way too hard~

Humming lightly, the girl held point A. The match began—Brother Gou zip-lined across as usual, ready to dominate.

Suddenly—*Bang—!* A sniper shot rang out. Brother Gou was instantly taken down.

"My bad!" she yelped, ducking behind cover for a tiny peek.

Then…

*Bang—!*

"Oops—wait, no! We both died at point A!"

Lin Lin’s cheeks flushed slightly. She forced a chuckle and smoothed it over. "Totally normal! They saved up gear for rounds. Fully stacked now—of course they’d win this one."

*Just one point back. No big deal.*

Then…

Something felt off.

The enemy team…

Had they swapped players?

The squad getting wrecked moments ago suddenly played like they’d mainlined adrenaline. One guy’s aim rivaled Brother Gou’s—sharp, relentless.

Round after round of firefights: Brother Gou down, enemy ace down. The score tightened, breath by breath.

As for Lin Lin?

She had zero impact on the outcome.

Round 10…

She rushed straight into an enemy duel—and lost.

"Damn it!"

Round 14…

Sniper setup? Shredded by an AK.

"Aaah—!"

Round 20…

She dueled the enemy’s weakest player in a frantic spray fest. Empty mags. No kills. Then—*knife from behind*.

The moment cold steel hit… she finally snapped.

"Aaaaah— What *is* this?!"

Little Vampire slammed the desk. "So scary! Since when do they *knife* people? Waaah!"

[Let’s crowdfund a cheat for the streamer—too painful to watch!]

[I’m full.]

[Watching the streamer break down is low-key fun lol]

[What’s with the noise? She’s losing it.]

[Brother Gou, step it up!]

[Don’t hate—he’s got 30+ kills. Can’t carry alone.]

[Feels like they swapped players. A reverse would hurt so bad.]

Final round: 9-12. Enemy match point.

Lin Lin’s face twisted into a pained grimace. *Help… I don’t wanna lose…*

One last gamble…

Seconds in, the system flashed: [Last player standing.]

Only one teammate remained.

And that teammate was Lin Lin herself.

Ugh—

Giant "DEFEAT" glowed on screen. She pouted, shoulders slumping.

"I’m done! I don’t wanna play anymore!"

She buried her face on the desk, moping… then sighed, forcing a smile.

*Streamers can’t get gloomy after two losses.*

*So many supporters…*

Little Vampire created a password-locked room and DM’d every new top subscriber.

"First Little Vampire VGO Fan Tournament—starting now!"

[Whoa! Can I subscribe and join?!]

[Hurry! Watch me wreck Lizi!]

[Don’t tell me someone’s salty about not teaming with Lizi? I’ll protect her!]

Ahahaha…

Lin Lin had already checked her subscribers’ ranks.

All Platinum. Diamond.

*Is this… too much pressure?*

Sure enough—

Round 1: Wiped. Round 2: Wiped. Round 3: Wiped…

Round 11…

Score tied 5-5. Teammates fierce (even Brother Gou!). But Lin Lin’s stats?

0-10.

After another wipe and chat’s gleeful spam… she snapped.

"AAAAH! You little black pears—too far!"

[System Item Activated: Human Aimbot—100% Lock-On for FPS (2 Hours)]

Instantly, her mouse hand moved with uncanny precision. Focus sharpened. Breath hitched. Eyes locked.

She grabbed a revolver and charged!

Spotted a tiny peek—*bang!*

"Headshot!"

"Another one!"

Three shots into cover—*bang bang bang—!*

"Wallbang kill!"

She set a perfect headshot line, advanced, spotted a fleeing enemy, used a skill to close in—*bang!*

"Triple kill!"

Snatched a dropped AK. *Bang—!* Sniper shot!

She spin-jumped, dodged, ducked behind cover.

Enemy still aiming…

*Pre-aim!*

She fired early, leaned out—

"Quadra kill!"

Sniper down. Zero teammates lost. She was mowing them alone.

Teammates rushed up. "PENTAKILL! PENTAKILL!" she shrieked.

Brother Gou pulled angles ahead. Last enemy spotted—*spray!*

"ACE!"

"Nice!" She jumped. "Pentakill! Haha—wrecking the little black pears!"

[Streamer… turned it on?]

[Turn it off. Not fun.]

[Swapped players? Bring Lizi back!]

[SO FIERCE!]

[Lizi’s the best! Lizi’s the best!]

"Ehehe~" She pouted. "Just hiding my strength earlier!"

[So the goal was to wreck Sweet Little Pear? I’m crying!]

[So scheming, Lizi!]

[Hurry and wreck Lizi! I wanna see her break down waaah!]

And so… for two glorious hours…

Lin Lin dominated. Dozens of kills per round. Platinum/Diamond subscribers questioning reality.

[She’s the s1mple of VTubers! Go pro!]

[That aim—pure aimbot.]

[In-game Sweet Little Pear, REPORT HER!]

[Don’t hate—I was enemy #1. Rewatched thrice.]

"Aaah—"

Another flawless victory.

She’d won all night. Riding the high.

Post-game, she stretched lazily on her bed. 11 PM.

"Haven’t had this much fun in ages! Thanks, everyone~ Signing off. Good night! Tomorrow? Got plans… Bye~"

Stream ended.

[Ding dong. Stream concluded. Reward: 5,000 popularity points.]

She nodded.

*Today was fun.*

*But tomorrow…*

Ugh. She *wanted* to stream tomorrow too… but tutoring with Gao Liang awaited.

Tutoring…

Awooo—