Me: I can’t be targeted by physical attacks, and I’m immune to every effect from magical beasts. Elysia: You’re a fast one. Me: My basic slashes chain into combos with a sweeping cleave; every auto-attack shreds armor and always crits. Elysia: You’re a fast one. Me: I am the Master of the World—this era’s strongest Demon King. Elysia: You’re a fast one. Me: Wife, can we please stop talking about me being fast? Elysia: The Saintess of Light has already won you over. Me: … Elysia: The Infinite Sword Maiden has already won you over. Me: … Elysia: The Goddess of Life has already won you over. Me: Wife, can we discuss something else? Elysia: You’re a fast one. Me: …Fuck.