Too much had happened today. As soon as Lilina got back to her bedroom, she set Wu Yan on the table, grabbed her neatly folded pajamas, and headed into the bathroom.
Wu Yan absolutely could not stay calm. Listening to the rush of water, his heart was pounding like crazy.
What am I even thinking? How could I possibly have any thoughts about a girl who’s only thirteen? Haha, she’s totally flat anyway.
He shook his head as he thought that, but his eyes still kept sneaking glances toward the bathroom.
Ahhh, calm down. Think this through. I’m supposed to be into older girls, right? (Then we’ll just twist you into a full-on loli-con.) Right, magic. I haven’t tested it yet. Since no one’s around, I should hurry and try it now.
Wu Yan replayed the Magic Array in his mind, and then…
What am I even supposed to do…
OTZ.
I memorized the Magic Array, but I never bothered to learn how to actually cast it…
You’re telling me to chant a spell? Then tell me what the spell is!
Forget it, that book should have a section on how to cast magic. I can still learn it now.
Wu Yan found the book he’d read earlier and started struggling to flip through it, and then…
He stared at the text in front of him, all those characters like some kind of astronomical chart, and felt like crying.
How did I forget that I don’t understand a single word of this world’s writing…
You scammer of a Tentacle God. I’m writing this down. One day I’m coming to settle the score.
Wu Yan decided to dump all the blame on the Tentacle God, then cursed him out hard in his heart to vent his frustration.
“Hey, Little Dark, how did I forget about you? Come take a bath with me. You have to stay nice and clean, okay!”
Wrapped in a bath towel, Lilina walked out, only to see Wu Yan biting the book with his mouth again.
She quickly sped up and grabbed him.
“Little Dark, that’s a book, not food. And didn’t you just eat? Are you hungry again?”
Lilina spoke to him with a hint of confusion as she carried him toward the bathroom.
The moment Wu Yan saw her come out in a bathrobe, he completely fell. (Welcome to the loli-con faction.)
(Warm welcome to our newcomer!)
Wu Yan felt like he heard some weird voice, but that was no longer important. What mattered was that he suddenly realized—the girl actually had a chest…
Even if it was only slightly, symbolically puffed out…
OTZ.
Am I really that young? I was pressed right against her chest and didn’t feel a thing!
Not enough experience? (The veteran driver has started reflecting on life. Tell me, are you scared?)
Good thing Wu Yan wasn’t human right now (…I swear I’m not insulting you, don’t hit me), or he would definitely be leaking a very shameful liquid—nosebleed. (Hehe, did your mind go somewhere dirty? If it did, go reflect in the corner.)
Right now, Wu Yan felt like he was sitting in a car speeding at a hundred and twenty—nervous and thrilled at the same time.
With his heart beating faster and faster, Lilina finally carried him into what, in his mind, was the holy land.
It was unexpectedly small. The whole place was laid out in white. The bathtub sat in the middle, but there was no water in it yet.
Fresh clothes hung on the rack beside it. A pink pair of panties appeared right in front of Wu Yan’s eyes.
“Gulp.”
I can’t, I can’t. This is all happening way too fast. If I keep looking, I’m really going to go down a road of no return.
Lilina placed her hand on the Magic Array carved beside the tub, and hot water started pouring out automatically.
Wow, that’s so convenient.
Wu Yan stared blankly at the Magic Array. There was something familiar hidden in its pattern, vaguely similar to the Magic Array he’d just learned.
Did that mean this array was built on top of the original, with extra lines added? Or did someone carve two arrays together at the same time…
Wu Yan suddenly realized he still knew way too little about magic.
Lilina put him into the water, and before he could react, he choked.
“Guh… lulp.”
Panic surged through Wu Yan. Somebody tell me, how is a Tentacle Monster supposed to swim?!
Of course, Lilina fished him out not long after.
“So Little Dark, you can’t swim, huh? Are you okay, Little Dark?”
She asked with concern, and with one hand she picked up a towel from the side and started gently scrubbing his body.
“Gulu…”
Wu Yan let out a comfortable little sound and waved his Tentacles, indicating he forgave the girl for her earlier mistake.
This was basically heaven. The only downside was that he didn’t dare turn back into a human. If he could, he could do all kinds of naughty things in here…
As a single dog of eighteen years, Wu Yan felt like his life was already complete.
“Didn’t expect you to like baths this much, Little Dark. I’ll give you one every day from now on!”
“Gulu.”
Wu Yan had no idea what Lilina was saying, but he still made a sound to show his respect.
Lilina didn’t notice that, as she moved, the towel wrapped around her was getting less and less reliable.
Rustle.
The towel silently slipped down in front of Wu Yan’s wide-open eyes, and just as this novel was about to shift gears into fanservice for popularity…
Lilina felt the towel slipping. She grabbed it with one hand and, right before it slid past her chest, pulled this story back onto the pure-love track.
Pff.
If a Tentacle Monster could spray blood, that was exactly what would’ve happened to Wu Yan.
But obviously it couldn’t. All he could do was go limp and slide back down into the tub…
“Gulu…”
“Little Dark!”
