Wu Yan plugged the good stuff he’d just borrowed from a friend into his computer port.

He stared at "X Sacrifice Island" on the USB drive, utterly speechless.

Seriously? It’s just a game. Aren’t all these things the same nowadays…

Wu Yan recalled when his friend had cornered him:

"Hey, Wu Yan! Get over here!"

"What? I’m busy."

Wu Yan walked over reluctantly.

"I’m sharing my latest collection ’cause I call you brother—and you’re this impatient?"

"Alright, alright, my bad. Hand it over. Let’s see your taste."

"Hehehe, this is premium stuff! A gateway to a new era. You’ll see!"

"Mm, I’ll try it later…"

"Oh, right—Wu Yan, didn’t you fix game stuttering last time? Tell me! My appreciation videos keep lagging. It’s awful."

"Fine, fine. Eight PM sharp, I’ll take you cruising online. Be there!"

"Got it! You’re the best bro!"

The memory faded.

Wu Yan clicked open the game half-heartedly—but its contents crushed his hopes.

Not only was it a dumb point-and-click story game, it had weird additions too.

He watched the Tentacle Monster waving evil tentacles at the heroines, unimpressed.

What’s this? A Tentacle Monster? A "new era gateway"? More like you woke up with a fetish!

Wu Yan roasted his deadbeat best friend mercilessly while scrolling through filthy scenes.

Tsk. Look at this filth. How can anyone like Tentacle Monsters? Without them, the world’d be way more peaceful!

Boring game. Delete it.

He exited, found the folder, clicked delete, confirmed…

*Zzzt.*

Electricity surged from the computer, ravaging Wu Yan’s body.

*Thud.*

He collapsed, consciousness fading.

His fallen phone lit up, flashing a new message.

With his last strength, Wu Yan read it…

"Wu Yan! How was it? Hehehe. Hurry up and take me cruising! I’m itching!"

Wu Yan’s eyes widened.

Want a cruise? Fine—come find me first!

Thanks to his teammates, Wu Yan secured first blood…

When his vision cleared, he stood in endless white space. A giant glowing orb faced him.

Wu Yan just knew it’d claim to be a god next.

Suddenly, it spoke.

"Young traveler, I am a god!"

Holy crap—it really talked!

Wu Yan forced calm.

Don’t panic. Panic and you lose.

"Oh."

"…"

"Young man, why no surprise?"

"Read too many isekai novels. Meeting a god here? Expected. You remind me of that ‘Overlord’ guy who dumps people into horror flicks for fun."

"…"

"So—rebirth in another world?"

Suspicious!

"No."

"…"

"No harem? No peak of life?"

"No."

"…"

"Why?"

"I’m just a loser. I know my limits. Zero harem hopes."

"I can grant supreme power! Fame in another world awaits!"

Definitely a trap! Too kind? Classic save-the-world bait. Not risking it.

"No."

"…"

"Why again?"

"I’m lazy. Prefer peace. Not into otherworldly bloodshed."

"Aiyah! You refuse wine and beg for punishment, kid! Hmph!"

The orb shattered. A huge round body with two whip-like tentacles appeared.

Wu Yan recognized it instantly—the evil Tentacle Monster from his screen.

"Hmph. I am the Tentacle God. My family eases women’s stress—you called us worthless. Punishment time!"

"Eases stress? That’s straight-up assault!"

"Didn’t you see them happy?"

*If you can’t fight back, you fake enjoyment,* Wu Yan thought silently.

"Hmph! Speechless? We serve women. Our dream? Global female happiness!"

Wu Yan facepalmed.

What a noble dream.

"To understand us, I’ll turn you into a Tentacle Monster building a harem there. Mutual understanding!"

"I didn’t agree! Who wants this?!"

"Heheh. Not your choice!"

Pitch-black Magic Arrays swirled around the Tentacle God, making Wu Yan’s heart race.

A black beam shot from them, hitting Wu Yan.

"Stop! If I reach godhood, I’ll wreck you—*gurgle*!"

The light faded. Only a small black ball remained, waving two tiny tentacles—a mini Tentacle God.

"*Gurgle* (Bleep you! Bleep bleep! Go bleep yourself!)"

"Hahaha! Fear not, kid. I’m merciful. I’ll leave a way back to human form. Be grateful!"

"*Gurgle* (Grateful my bleep! Bleep bleep!)"

"Absorb scent from girls’ panties? Ten minutes human. A kiss? Thirty minutes. Oh—and consent’s optional!"

"Censorship limits me. Discover hidden methods yourself! Now—go build a grand harem for a harmonious other world!"

"*Gurgle* (You bleep! Wait for me! I’ll bleep your bleep!)"

A Magic Array formed under Wu Yan. His figure vanished from the divine realm.