["Juice, please, Xin-chan!" a burly student chirped at me, eyes gleaming.

"Yes, Master!" I grabbed the juice and walked over, though my mind was near breaking point. His shifty gaze crawling up my thighs gave me goosebumps—I finally understood how Ling Ling felt under her fanclub's stares.

Time rewound to just moments earlier.

"Yeer! I found you a job!" my sister said, stars sparkling in her eyes.

"Huh? Why? My summer savings should cover everything!" I asked suspiciously.

"Because I spent it all on cameras to spy on my little brother!" she declared shamelessly.

Honestly, I should’ve been shocked about her spying. But I wasn’t—I’d already moved my... unspeakable books to Ouyang Chen’s place after realizing she was a yandere. I knew yandere tendencies well; I was a hardcore otaku myself.

"What job?" I ventured cautiously.

"Maid... service!" she squealed, whipping out a skimpy maid uniform.

"No! Sister, let’s be clear—you’re a yandere! You shouldn’t let anyone else see me! You’d want to own me completely!" I protested.

"My brother in boy clothes is mine. My brother in girl clothes belongs to the world! Right?" she grinned, utterly shameless.

"Hey! Sister, we can talk this over! Hey! Stop undressing me! Don’t lick—Yamete—!" my howls echoed from the room.

Minutes later, she dragged me before a mirror. My brain froze.

Jet-black, waist-length hair. A face so stunning it demanded worship. A slender figure. Legs hugged tightly by black thigh-highs, pale and taut. No curves to speak of, yet this "girl" radiated beauty—the ultimate black-haired, long-straight-haired fantasy for every otaku.

Who the hell is that?! my mind screamed.

"Little brother! You’re made to be a girl—even I’m smitten!" Ling Ling teased.

I could already picture men chasing me at the maid café. Too beautiful to bear!

"Come on! Let’s go to your workplace!" she yanked me outside.

"Aren’t you working too?" I asked.

"I handle logistics. I won’t let any gross men besides Yeer see me!" she laughed.

I was speechless. I didn’t want it either! Looking like this, I’d be devoured by wolves the moment I stepped out.

Sensing my worry, she promised, "I’ll protect you. Don’t fret!"

Walking with her down the street, every passerby stared. Their whispers made me cringe:

"Look! Gorgeous sisters! Marry one and die happy!"

"Who’s that beside Goddess Ling Ling? Why’s she in a maid outfit? So pretty—is she a rival school’s idol?"

"Black long straight hair! Every guy’s dream! I’d love to be trampled by her!"

My sanity shattered. My brain shut down in self-defense.

At the Sincere Heart Maid Café, Ling Ling shoved me toward a busty maid. I sank into her chest, suffocating.

"Owner, this is my sister—Lin Xin!" Ling Ling announced.

"So this is the sister you mentioned! Stunning! Xin-chan, nice to meet you—I’m Li Xin, owner of Sincere Heart!" Li Xin beamed.

"Lin Xin! Be our star maid! I can already see customers flooding in because of you! Salary? No problem!" Li Xin declared.

Wait—those sentences don’t connect! Her logic jumps too much! I grumbled inwardly.

"Fine... just hope I don’t run into anyone I know," I sighed reluctantly.

Which brought us back to the current mess.

The café was packed. Lecherous stares prickled my skin, raising goosebumps.

"Goddess Xin-chan! We’ve got to go—will be back next time!" a group of boys stood up. One spoke, but their timid, leg-focused gazes made me shudder.

"Welcome back anytime, Master!" I forced a normal tone, swallowing my disgust.

Just as I breathed a sigh of relief, a voice shattered my hope.

"Tianming! I heard a breathtaking black long straight-haired beauty started here!" Ouyang Chen’s voice rang out behind me.

"Really? Interesting!" Li Tianming added.

Cold sweat drenched me. I wanted to flee—screw the wages!

"Uh, miss maid! We’d like to order!" Ouyang Chen called to me.

Sweating, I turned. Locking eyes with him, I braced for execution. Nothing happened. Confused, I glanced up—and my brain crashed.

Ouyang Chen’s face burned crimson. His hands fidgeted at his waist. His eyes held something... strange.

No! Chen! We’re brothers! How can you fall for me? I’m not into guys! Recognize me already!

I see you as a bro—don’t tell me you wanna sleep with me?! My thoughts spiraled.

"Um! Miss! I’m Ouyang Chen, 170cm tall. I love magic! Skilled with swords! A gentle, caring man! What’s your name?" he stammered shyly.

Disaster! I’ve turned my brother gay. Tianming, stop him! Don’t let him walk further down this road!

"Uh... b-b-beauty! I’m... Li Tianming! A h-h-hacker... super good at m-m-math... and r-r-reading..." Li Tianming babbled, utterly incoherent.

My brain froze again. God, save me! Will all my brothers get twisted because of me?

Noooooooooooooooooo! I screamed inside.]