"Don't worry, I'm an excellent cook!" Gujiajia declared confidently with a bright smile.
Housework felt far more comfortable to her than weird duties like serving a master.
It also avoided all those strange, unsettling thoughts.
"You want to show off your cooking skills?" Su Qingshan shot her a glance.
Huh? Gujiajia was puzzled. As a maid, cooking was perfectly normal, right?
Surely a Dark Dragon wouldn't cook for herself?
She studied Su Qingshan: silver-white hair, eyes flickering with hints of red, radiating the icy aura of a celestial deity.
This was someone who'd never lifted a finger in the kitchen—impossible to imagine her cooking.
Su Qingshan snorted.
"With my wealth, why would I need a maid to cook for me?"
She had missions to complete, but not at the cost of her own taste buds gambling on unknown skills.
Standing in the dining room, Gujiajia finally lost her composure, her crimson lips parting slightly.
This was... utterly extravagant! Overwhelmingly lavish!
A five-meter-long table groaned under countless dishes.
All this food for just one person?
What a waste!
Was this how the rich lived?
Unimaginable!
Gujiajia's worldview had been shattered repeatedly in just one day.
Su Qingshan took her seat at the head of the table.
*Ding ding ding!* "Congratulations, Host Sister! You've triggered the long-awaited new mission!"
System Maiden's voice, sweet and babyish, chimed in unexpectedly.
Who'd been waiting?
Ignoring her thoughts, System Maiden continued cheerfully.
"Three choices lie before you, Host Sister."
"Choice One: Order the female lead to eat on all fours like a dog, tail wagging! Be your obedient puppy! Reward: Super Villain Big Pack!
Extra tip: A little whip might help~ If she eats too slow, a tap on her bottom could speed her up!"
"Choice Two: Cover the female lead's body with gourmet dishes—food as clothing, wine in her navel for a feast! Reward: Shameless Villain Big Pack!
P.S.: Make it a skimpy bikini-style outfit."
"Choice Three: As a maid, she shouldn't expect the master to feed her. Scold her! Bully her! Make her blush! Then get intimate!
Such an easy task—if you still want a reward, you'd be even more shameless than me!"
Su Qingshan was speechless.
Did she even have a choice?
What bizarre missions were these?
They'd never given her a real option.
System Maidens truly were the most twisted things.
"Thanks for the compliment, Host Sister! If only you put this much effort into completing missions as you do praising me!"
Su Qingshan had long stopped caring about System Maiden's shamelessness.
But "sister"?
How many times must she say it—she was a brother!
"Okay, Sister! Please select your mission mode~"
Su Qingshan eyed Gujiajia, still stunned by the feast.
"What, do you need me to feed you?"
She had no choice but the third option.
"You do! Choices One and Two sound great!" System Maiden chimed in mischievously.
No, she didn't.
Su Qingshan ignored her.
Gujiajia pouted.
"I may be your maid, but this is just a job. You can't disrespect me like this!"
Just speak normally—why be so sarcastic?
"Then feed me."
Gujiajia's eyes widened. Had she heard right?
An adult needing to be fed?
Even the youngest disciples in her sect could hold their own spoons!
Gujiajia was baffled, wondering if she'd hallucinated.
"You mean... I feed you?"
"Not you feeding me," Su Qingshan corrected.
Gujiajia sighed in relief. Of course!
Seeing her reaction, Su Qingshan felt a playful urge to tease.
"It's the maid feeding her master."
Gujiajia's face flushed crimson instantly, her neck burning red.
Bullying this mature, composed woman was strangely satisfying.
A Dark Dragon truly only knew how to torment her!
That gentle moment before must have been an illusion!
Su Qingshan almost laughed but felt a pang of guilt.
She was a good person, after all.
"With such a huge table, must I walk over for every bite of dessert?" she added casually.
Though suspicious, Gujiajia couldn't refuse.
"What do you want?" she asked flatly, keeping her tone neutral.
"Beer-braised duck."
The dish sat farthest from Su Qingshan.
Gujiajia gritted her teeth. I can endure this!
For the rent! For the sect!
She carried the plate over, picked up a piece of duck with chopsticks, and held it to Su Qingshan's lips.
"Not just duck—add some rice."
Gujiajia's knuckles whitened around the chopsticks.
She placed the duck over rice in a bowl, adding an extra spoonful.
Su Qingshan's pale pink lips parted.
"Steamed fish."
"Remove all bones."
"Vegetables."
"Not that kind."
"Too slow—it's getting cold."
"..."
Su Qingshan's commands came one after another.
Just as she'd warned, she was terribly demanding.
Finally, the main course ended.
"Never mind. The food's cold now—tasteless," Su Qingshan drawled lazily.
Gujiajia exhaled in relief.
At last! That pent-up frustration nearly exploded.
"Dessert time," Su Qingshan announced.
Gujiajia's face darkened again.
Why was this girl so impossible to please?!
"Mango." Su Qingshan's gaze landed on the fruit platter.
Gujiajia grabbed a fork, speared a piece, and offered it.
Su Qingshan frowned. "That's yellow peach."
Gujiajia only noticed then—how similar they looked when sliced!
She set it back, finally finding the mango by touch.
But Su Qingshan complained again.
"Too big a piece."
Gujiajia reminded herself: there's a knife.
She cut it smaller.
"Grapes."
"Peel them."
"Don't use your hands—it's unhygienic."
"..."
Gujiajia clenched her fists. I can endure this!
At last, Su Qingshan seemed satisfied.
"I'm full. No more."
She'd eaten happily.
As for Gujiajia?
Who cared if she was happy.
After Gujiajia helped her rinse her mouth, Su Qingshan finally dismissed her for the day.
Gujiajia rushed off to the changing room, swapping back into her own clothes.
*Ding!* "Female lead's corruption points decreased: 1 point!"
"*Sniffle sniffle* Why did they drop?"
"Host Sister! Big Sister's corruption points fell! I'm so sad!"
"I'm crying my eyes out—won't you comfort me, Host Sister?"
Su Qingshan ignored System Maiden.
Corruption points decreasing was good news—why cry?
As a Villainous Dragon Princess, redeeming herself was hard enough. She didn't want any super-villain buffs.