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The Most Expensive Baozi in the Whole Continent
update icon Updated at 2025/10/3 13:10:12

Wang Xiaole had a ridiculous dream.

It took place in a vast expanse, with nothing but white all around, and he couldn't see anyone besides himself.

He walked aimlessly in this expanse, looking around in confusion.

Suddenly, he felt his feet slip, and his body lost control, falling backwards.

Thinking he was about to have a nasty fall, Wang Xiaole was surprised to find his back supported by something soft.

Bounce, bounce, bounce!

His body lifted off the ground, only to fall back down due to gravity, then rise again, and descend once more...

As Wang Xiaole's body bounced, he looked down and saw a giant soft pudding.

The pudding was enormous, with its smooth surface capable of catching his entire body;

The semi-transparent pudding, like a large spring with unyielding elasticity, kept him bouncing up and down.

Just as Wang Xiaole felt helpless, thinking that this bouncing experience would continue for a while, a second transformation occurred.

Step, step, step, step!

A fluffy creature approached, its innocent face coming close to Wang Xiaole's, as it curiously pointed a finger near its lips.

In one sentence, Wang Xiaole could summarize the appearance of this creature:

"Cotton, cotton candy? A cotton candy with a cute face that can walk?"

After observing him for a while, the cotton candy creature licked its lips, as if it was hungry and happened to have some thoughts about the "food" in front of it.

...

The cotton candy creature didn't say anything, but after leaning against Wang Xiaole and pointing at his chest a few times with its small hand, it bit down the next moment.

"Ouch!"

The intense pain immediately brought him back to reality from the dream, and his previously closed eyes opened wide.

Wang Xiaole regained his consciousness and instinctively turned his head to look behind him, to see the true identity of the giant pudding.

Then he realized:

Where was the huge soft pudding?

The extreme elasticity and softness he felt in the dream was actually a pair of large breasts belonging to Lucia, pressed against his back.

After looking behind him, Wang Xiaole lowered his head and noticed the true identity of the "biting cotton candy."

It was a white cat named Bai Miao, who had been sleeping in his arms since last night, and due to hunger, bit him while dreaming.

"Now I deeply understand the hardships of being a mother. It turns out that being bitten on the nipple feels so refreshing..."

Helplessly shaking his head, Wang Xiaole reached out and stroked Bai Miao's tail a few times, loosening the grip of its little mouth.

Taking advantage of the opportunity when the little girl released her grasp, he didn't stay in bed any longer;

In order to protect his nipples, Wang Xiaole, who was lying on the bed, immediately rolled off the edge of the bed with a swift movement.

Just before he was about to hit the ground, he pressed his right hand against the floor, performing a nimble half-roll;

After completing the rotation, he stabilized his body, now in the ready position for a track and field race.

"Being so dedicated to exercising early in the morning, your body will definitely get better and better."

Swing, swing, swing, swing!

Just as he got out of bed early in the morning, all he did was look up, and he saw colorful things hanging in the air;

As a result, Wang Xiaole's heart received a shock, and that heart could have been scared out of its wits.

"Wait until I earn enough money to buy a house, and you won't have to sleep in this position anymore. It will be a good thing for both of us."

After diverting his gaze from Cai, Wang Xiaole's sleepy eyes looked sideways out the window, witnessing the brightening sky outside.

The martial arts contest for seeking a partner was held only once a day, and it always took place at noon.

Such a reasonable schedule was designed for the convenience of challengers who found it difficult to get up early, especially for night owls who were more active at night.

"I'm lucky that the organizer has set a reasonable time, or else I would have overslept today."

It was not too late to leave now, and he could still make it to the arena.

Thinking about this, Wang Xiaole didn't bother to freshen up.

He picked up a cup, took a sip of water, and swirled it in his mouth for a while before spitting it out.

That counted as washing his mouth.

Washing his face was even simpler. He just wet a towel and dabbed it on his face, considering it done.

"I'm leaving."

He bid farewell to Cai, the only one awake, and prepared to leave the room.

"Please wait!"

The girl who maintained the suspended position hastily called him back and reminded him,

"Did you forget something?"

"Do I? I have the sword that Cai gave me. What else did I forget to bring?"

"I didn't say it was a 'thing.' What I meant was, don't you feel like you forgot to bring along a certain girl?"

Cai was not referring to herself but reminding Wang Xiaole to look back at the girl who was sleeping the most soundly on the bed.

"You took Mother out yesterday, so according to the rotation, today you should take Lady Freya out."

If it were up to him, Wang Xiaole wouldn't want to take anyone out.

But Cai was very insistent on fairness and emphasized the need for everyone to have equal opportunities.

Cai was very enthusiastic.

Because she was worried that Wang Xiaole would lose face, she directly took matters into her own hands and shouted towards the direction of the goddess, "Lady Freya, wake up. I'll continue telling you the religious stories..."

This statement had a mysterious effect. Once it was spread, Freya, who was soundly asleep, immediately twisted her face in agony as the sky brightened.

As if being tormented by a nightmare, her panicked voice interweaved with the struggling of her long legs and intermittently sounded,

"No, please don't, we had no grudges or complaints in the past. Please don't treat me like this; I was wrong, truly wrong!"

The continuous screams subsided, and Freya's thin waist bounced as she sat up on the bed.

"Hahhhh!"

Seeing the sweating goddess's reaction, it was inevitable to be curious:

What story did Cai tell Freya last night? How did it cause such "psychological trauma"?

Because she didn't want the person she liked to be left alone, Cai consciously made certain manipulations.

Under that deliberate operation, when Freya woke up, she had no choice but to leave her bed and follow Wang Xiaole out.

"Take care, both of you. I will take good care of the house."

The only response to the closing sound of the door was a light laughter.

Walking side by side, halfway through, Freya expressed her curiosity,

"Why did I see a cat-eared girl when I just woke up?"

Freya hadn't forgotten what she saw when she woke up, so she took the opportunity to ask the person beside her to clarify.

"Oh, that girl? She's the little girl I found at the border; she was helpless and in a pitiful state, so I adopted her."

"Really? Are you sure she's not the girl Xiaole abducted? It's not too late for you to turn yourself in now."

This was just a joke from Freya, but the other person took it seriously and offered a serious defense:

"Don't make things up, I really found her in the forest at the border! Her name is Bai Miao, she doesn't talk much but has a good personality."

"What do you mean? Are you implying that I have a bad personality... Hold on! What did you just say the little girl's name was?"

"Her name is Bai Miao! Do you think the name is too simple and crude?"

"It's not about the name at all!"

As far as Wang Xiaole's knowledge of this continent goes, it is far less than what Freya knows.

Just one example is enough to prove this:

As a goddess, Freya is well aware that the Wang family of the Orc Wang Kingdom is a cat-eared clan, and the current ruler of the Kingdom is called "White Bear";

His only daughter is named "Bai Miao"...

To deepen that sense of unease, information vendors scattered throughout the streets and alleys are selling firsthand exclusive news they have obtained:

"Breaking news, breaking news! The Orc Wang Kingdom is about to meet our emperor, and reliable sources say that he is desperately searching for his missing daughter!"

Don't underestimate these information vendors.

These people often have complex networks of contacts and are no less capable than military intelligence networks in digging up firsthand information.

The news of a "formal meeting between two monarchs" is also equally true.

It all started early this morning:

The White Bear searched through the forest and the border of Inran, but did not find his only daughter.

Since there are only three places adjacent to the Orc Wang Kingdom's border, this ruler boldly made the assertion after ruling out the other two regions through actions:

Bai Miao must be in Dibiles!

The uncertain factor now is that the White Bear is unable to determine:

Did his daughter come to Dibiles by chance, or was she abducted to this country by someone?

Considering his most important daughter, the White Bear had to put on a bold face and dispatched his subordinates this morning to send a pile of precious treasures as compensation to Dibiles.

This is only natural.

After all, the two countries just clashed yesterday, and the current diplomatic relationship can be described as at an all-time low;

If the White Bear doesn't make a "big sacrifice" and seek forgiveness through sincere attitude, he may not even have the opportunity to meet with Isabella.

Through this hard-earned opportunity to meet, the White Bear wants to know where his daughter has gone and whether the Dibiles royal family is aware of any relevant information.

If it is later confirmed by the White Bear that this incident was indeed an abduction, he will definitely tear the abductor into a thousand pieces...

Freya may lack intelligence, but she is not short on imagination.

Combining various pieces of information, she has vaguely guessed:

The cat-eared girl that Wang Xiaole brought to the inn must be the missing princess who caused the diplomatic incident!

No matter how naive she may be, Freya understands:

An event like this is absolutely not trivial!

Now she must hurry and convey the truth:

"Xiaole, listen to me... sob sob sob."

The freshly bought hot bun was stuffed into Freya's mouth, to which Wang Xiaole only said one thing: "Eat it while it's hot in the winter. It won't be good when it's cold." The sweet aroma spreading from her mouth quickly occupied Freya's entire brain, causing her mind to convey only one basic message: "In this vast world, eating is the most important thing. It's not too late to talk after finishing the bun!" And so, the fate of two nations was easily defeated by a bun.

After Freya finished eating and felt a sense of satisfaction in her belly, her limited memory was once again filled with the aftertaste of the delicious food. "Freya, did you call me before you finished eating? Did you have something to say back then?" "Did I? I can't remember." In the midst of being asked, Freya simply forgot about that important matter, and Wang Xiaole never paid attention to it again.