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Chapter 2 Neet Brother is not Real
update icon Updated at 2025/9/1 6:10:12

When my mother spoke, her expression was a bit tense, as if she couldn't relax at all.

But she felt that this was the only way, so she revealed their plan.

"I'm planning to move in with your father to his studio, and this house will be left for the two of you, hoping you can take care of your little brother more. This is for your own good!"

Left for us to live?!

I was sure I didn't mishear, but if this was what my father meant... then I couldn't oppose it either.

So, I tapped my chest with my hand and said, "It's okay, I can take good care of my little brother. I believe he will soon be willing to go to school too!"

Just to be safe, I gave her a smile and said, "No problem, you can count on me."

My mother finally felt relieved, after all, if it was only me, my little brother would have no choice but to meet me.

As promised, starting from dinner tonight, the first battle would begin!

(First battle: The art of persuasion)

While chewing on a lollipop for extra sugar, I walked up the stairs to the second floor, stopping in front of his room.

"What strange sounds are coming from inside again?"

So, I approached his room and listened carefully to the noises inside.

"... " (Various voices, male and female)

It seemed that he had ordered four large monitors online, but it didn't make much sense to buy so many.

Ah... could it be...

I started to panic, thinking, is he watching XXX (don't)...?

No, I can't indulge in such imaginary thoughts!

Furthermore, with the recent news reports about elementary school students being followed by suspicious men on their way home, could it all be related to my little brother?!

"Well, I must save him before he goes down the criminal path!"

"Hey, can I come in?"

"... " (Silence)

No response, was my voice too low?

But then I realized, I came so blatantly to his room, and my words were rude, so maybe that's why he...?

Ah! Could it be that I lack manners? Or is it some kind of personal attack because I said "hey" right when I started speaking?

But... I don't know his name to be polite, and I'm not sure how to address him. Calling him "little brother" directly would be embarrassing.

"Juxi, it's me, Yu Xiang. Can I come in?"

"... " (No response)

First battle - failure!

Lesson learned: What summary? I couldn't even get through the door!

Oh my, who knows what will happen next!

It seems that my failure was caused by being impulsive without any preparation.

"It looks like I'll have to use the unique skills that a sister has in the field of learning, and that is..."

Let me go back to my room and search online first, what are the qualifications for being a good sister?

What should I do? I haven't learned how to be a beautiful and lovely sister yet (self-obsessed), and as for how to train my little brother, that's another matter.

So, in confusion, I could only search online: How to become a sister with sisterly charm!

Option one: Don't wear heavy makeup on weekdays. The true sisterly charm only needs lip balm to seduce your little brother. Just lip balm is enough?

I stood in front of the mirror at the dressing table, looking at the lip balm that I had always favored, and instantly felt happy. Wasn't I following this rule perfectly?

Since I am the type of lazy pig who never takes two steps if I can avoid it, the only beauty product I use is lip balm. Anything my dad buys like nail polish, I never touch.

Besides, I am a natural beauty with delicate features. I don't need makeup or anything like that to feel confident.

Next...

Plan two: Well, I must say, sister style is not about doing nothing (let's skip that and get to the point). You must pay attention to your daily outfit. For example, in summer, you can wear a shirt with denim shorts or skirts. In winter, you can wear a long coat or warm pants with a long-sleeve sweater and a down vest. This kind of outfit will give you that dignified sister style!

Speaking of that...

I looked at my wardrobe and besides the usual white school uniform and white skirt I am wearing, I realized I only have girly clothes. Looks like I need to go to the store and look for some shirts.

But for now, I need to find a killer winter sister outfit.

Though, there are quite a lot of options for down vests and long-sleeve sweaters in this season!

So, I immediately hopped on my blue mountain bike parked in the garage and went to the clothing mall for a two-hour shopping spree. Finally, I collected three precious pieces. (Just three pieces of clothing, right?)

Ultimate plan: The last method, which is the simplest one, is to make sure to... K... Kiss?! Hold on, calm down, Yuka... you have to stay calm! I smacked myself hard on the head, feeling disappointed in myself deep down.

Besides, it's not appropriate to be all affectionate and cuddly in broad daylight. That's not how a girlfriend with sister vibes should act!

Frowning at this strange sequence of letters, I stared at it until I confirmed that I wasn't seeing things. In this moment, my right hand started moving quickly, scrolling up to the top with the mouse wheel!

On that narrow title with tiny, pitiful fonts, it said, "How to be a girlfriend with sister attributes."

"Eh?!"

I turned my head and looked at the several big shopping bags on the bed. I wished I could find a hole in the floor and hide in it!

"Sob sob, all that effort for the whole afternoon..."

Looking at the red sweater I bought at the West Shopping District, the down vest from the South Clothing Mall, and the black pants I splurged on at the North Shopping District, I felt like crying without tears.

"But wait, these clothes might still be useful!"

So, I took them out one by one from the boxes and arranged them neatly.

As long as I choose the right combinations, the methods I found online might still work for attracting my brother, this kind of opposite sex.

Hmph, with my flawless and tender skin, I have nothing to worry about... pui pui pui!

Am I here to save my brother or to seduce men?

Although I said that, with my perfect curves, I can definitely win over my brother. I held my hands in front of my chest, and they are a good size with no flaws at all!

"Click!"

It was the sound of my brother's room door opening, so I have to take advantage of this moment...

I quickly put on the sweater and down vest. Without buttoning the vest, I rushed out of the room.

As soon as I rushed out of the room, I tripped over a mischievous piece of orange peel (attribute: another prank from the gods), and I did a 360-degree somersault, rolling down the stairs.

"Ah! Move out of the way!"

I shouted desperately at the entrance of the stairs, but it was already too late!

"What...?"

Bang boom!

I rubbed my sore bottom, but it didn't seem that painful, huh?

The feeling of my buttocks and chest being hit wasn't too intense, thankfully no harm was done.

"Ouch... it hurts so much!"

Suddenly, moans came from beneath me, poor Juxi fainted from the impact!

"Fainted?"

I gently patted his face as I lay on top of him, but Juxi, in his unconscious state, showed no signs of movement. I started to panic.

"Could it be... dead?!"

I screamed, covering my face, as Juxi seemed to have no signs of breathing. It made me scared, did... Did I kill him?!

Looking at his motionless eyes hidden behind his pure black bangs, I started to feel confused.

I got it, I got it, there's a very practical first aid technique at hand.

I touched my lips, which had just been coated with lip balm, it seemed like this was the only way left!

"Let me make it clear, artificial respiration! This is a secret technique used by a sister to save her brother's life in a critical situation, absolutely not a kiss between lovers or anything!"

Alright, time was running out, if we dragged it any longer, someone might really die.

I didn't hesitate, I closed my eyes, brushed the strands of hair covering my face behind my ear, then quickly and accurately pressed my lips against his. At that moment, my brain was already a mess, I only thought of finishing it quickly... very quickly!

"Mmm... so dizzy... mm?"

Juxi had just regained consciousness, he lifted his head and felt his lips touch something wet and soft, so he raised the bangs covering his eyes, and the result...

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" (My voice was louder than his)

A miserable scream echoed through the entire building, and I instantly became half awake!

"How... how could you wake up!"

He had just woken up and his first kiss was forcibly taken away by his sister's lips, as for how I knew...

That was because ever since elementary school, he had been an annoying little brat. Though in the eyes of others, I was considered his older sister in elementary school, after transferring to a new school, he didn't want any familial relationship with me anymore.

Recalling the first time I met one of his female friends in their class, whom I got along well with.

"Hey, hey, do you know? We have a weirdo in our class, with a dark personality, always emphasizing that he's an only child. Isn't it strange?"

Actually, at that time, I didn't expose the fact that he was my younger brother, I just...

"Well, are there really people like that?"

"Of course there are, his temper in our class is already notorious, no one can stand him within a two-meter radius, let alone being his desk mate... Who would want to be his desk mate, hahaha!"

As she spoke, she made jokes about Juxi, and I didn't stop her, I even laughed along with her, albeit with a hint of bitterness in my smile.

But Juxi, who was not far away, didn't think the same way, from that moment on, his attitude towards me... seemed unchanged, right?

Because he had never spoken a single word to begin with?

But I could clearly feel the difference, the fear whenever we brushed past each other turned into hatred.

Whenever we met, it became an awkward situation just for me. Was it because he started to despise me back then?

There was a hint of sorrow in my eyes, and I couldn't help but apologize to him.

"I'm sorry, really sorry...!"

"What? Sorry?"

Juxi looked puzzled, as if he had completely forgotten about the outrageous thing I had done to him.