“Kill!”
No one knew which Bunny growled those words under his breath. The next moment, the Bunnies unleashed their moves!
The first to act was, of course, the enormous Bunny. Without hesitation, he used a move like Mount Tai Crushing the Top!
The Bunny was as huge as a mountain. He simply toppled forward, like a mountain collapsing where it stood.
He meant to bury every other Bunny beneath his massive body!
“Keheh! I, Aipo, wasn’t born yesterday!”
“Then you’ll be eating nothing but vegetables for the rest of your life!”
The fur-covered Northern Bunny erupted with the aura of a titan. He charged straight at his Northern Little Bear.
The bear let out an “Ooh-ooh!” and curled itself into a ball.
The instant Garl, the Northern Bunny, stepped onto it, the bear straightened its back and spread its arms.
With a booming crash, it launched the Northern Bunny into the air like a cannonball!
The enormous Bunny’s descent was actually halted.
The Bunny that had shot into the sky let out a hearty laugh. But when he lowered his head, he found that someone had stolen the cheese!
The fire-element Bunny snatched up the cheese bundle. He spread his hand and cast a blink spell.
With a humming sound, he vanished from the spot.
The moment he reappeared, a fist smashed straight into his face!
“Something this delicious naturally belongs to me!”
The fist came from a Dragon Bunny descending from the heavens.
It struck Yalu’s face head-on. The donkey-faced Bunny’s head exploded instantly into countless sparks.
Then the headless Bunny swung back and punched the Dragon Bunny in the stomach!
Clang!
The Dragon Bunny’s abdomen made a metallic sound.
The blow sent him spinning through the air, but he landed steadily on his feet.
“Hmph, scales-for-abs abs! Kid!”
“Flaming Divine Fist! Kid!”
Boom!
Just as the Dragon Bunny proudly raised both arms in a gymnast’s landing pose, Yalu punched him in the stomach again.
The next moment, as the Dragon Bunny flew away, a Bunny’s head came hurtling through the air!
The head was fixed to a white-bone flail. It swept across and crashed solidly into Yalu’s body.
The fire Bunny’s body exploded on the spot!
“Split up, kid! Besides, this was mine to begin with!”
Indeed, the Death Bunny Tuza leaped out, swinging a meteor hammer whose head was his own skull.
The undead body feared no flames. Amid the scattered fire, he instantly grabbed the cheese.
But just then, the Northern Bunny charged in.
He leaped into the air and punched the skull flail Tuza had swung upward.
Smack!
The Bunny’s head was sent flying. It slammed into a tree trunk.
“Ah! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!”
With a splat, the skull hit the ground and rolled away.
Tuza’s cries of pain grew fainter as he rolled farther and farther.
After Garl landed, he drew the Bunny-sized greatsword from his back with a whoosh.
He swung it straight down at the headless Bunny before him.
The other Bunny also whipped around his headless flail.
The bone chain snapped and transformed into a shield.
Clang!
It caught the incoming greatsword.
“What the hell do you know?! Something like this has to be melted into stew!”
Tuza flew into a rage at Garl’s words.
He raised the white-bone shield in his hand and roared.
“Damn Northern barbarian way of eating!”
“The Northern barbarians didn’t even provoke you.”
As he spoke, a slippery tentacle snatched the cheese from Tuza’s arms.
Tuza turned around and saw a Bunny wrapped in a yellow robe that looked like a raincoat.
It was Yero, Sage of the Sea!
Several tentacles extended from beneath his robe.
Two or three snatched the cheese, while two or three more wrapped around the ankles of two Bunnies.
“But the first bite tastes best when it’s melted over crab meat!”
Yero gave his tentacles a violent tug.
The two powerful Bunnies began flipping through the air.
The next moment, Yero bent down and slapped his left hand against the ground.
The ground surged upward like a wave.
It caught the two airborne Bunnies, then swept them away like the sea.
“Heheh. Now it’s definitely mine!”
“No! It’s ours! The power of technology can break through even a ground wave!”
The one shouting those words was a Black Dog Bunny riding in a jeep.
The jeep crashed into the incoming wave.
It was overturned without suspense.
And when a basket is flipped over, the Bunnies inside it naturally go flying into the sky!
The airborne Bunnies held all kinds of firearms.
Without hesitation, they opened fire on Yero with everything they had!
“Gwah! Tax thieves!”
Yero let out a strange croak.
He immediately stepped back while clutching the cheese.
His extended tentacles rapidly formed several abstract casting gestures.
The next moment, a wave appeared out of nowhere and slammed into the incoming rockets.
Boom!
Even the Sage of the Sea hadn’t expected these lunatics to start with rockets.
The explosion sent him tumbling away.
“Hmph, a temporary freeze. Just as I thought, it can damage the sea’s defensive power.”
The instant Yero landed, he realized he didn’t feel any pain.
It was as if dense snowflakes had caught him. As if he’d landed in a snowfield.
But before Yero could react, a Bunny paw snatched the cheese from his arms.
Then it kicked Yero in the butt.
Yero slid across a sheet of ice that had appeared beneath him at some point.
“I am not dying as a Bunny!”
Yero roared as a tentacle extended from his sleeve.
It wrapped around the ankle of the elegant Bunny mage skilled in frost magic, then dragged her away in an instant.
The other Bunny let out a scream.
She failed to hold on to the cheese in her hands.
Like the two melee Bunnies before her, it spun through the air.
“Come on! Round two!”
Yethir—the Bunny pilot with mechanical wings—dived straight down.
He caught the cheese in midair.
But just as he was about to fly away, another Bunny grabbed him around the waist!
Yethir looked down.
The Bunny had two drones hanging from his body.
“Biglan?! When did you get here?!”
“Just now!”
The drone-controlling Bunny hugged Yethir’s waist.
Then he reached out and slapped Yethir’s mechanical backpack.
The backpack was hacked instantly and lost all momentum.
The two Bunnies crashed into the ground and rolled away.
At that moment, another Black Dog Bunny slid in, scooped up the cheese, and flung his dreadlock-like fur as he leaped onto a flame-propelled board.
“Hehehe! The first bite is mine!”
“No! It’s mine, you traitor!”
Splat!
An elbow appeared in the face of the dreadlocked Bunny who had slid forward.
The Bunny who had thrown that elbow was the one in the down jacket.
The Bunny inside the down jacket was just about to raise both hands and catch the cheese when a foot kicked him straight in the butt!
“You’re a traitor too! Break up!”
The Dual-Pistol Bunny also leaped into the air and kicked his teammate in the rear.
“Stop arguing! As long as we get it, we can all eat it together!”
The demolition Bunny Atte carried a rocket launcher on his shoulder.
He used it as a blunt weapon and smashed it into the Dual-Pistol Bunny’s head!
“The important thing isn’t eating together! It’s who gets the first bite!”
Boom!
A small jeep crashed into all the Black Dog Bunnies and sent them flying.
Yes, the culprit was Nite, the Black Dog team’s driver!
After causing such a catastrophic Bunny traffic accident, Nite merely dusted off his hands.
He jumped down from the jeep and reached for the cheese.
A gigantic figure suddenly collapsed straight down in front of him!
It was Aipo, the exceptionally huge Bunny!
“Whoa! Are you trying to kill someone?! Wait, kill a Bunny?!”
Nite grabbed the cheese and rolled away.
But he hadn’t rolled very far before a splat sounded.
The enormous Bunny pinned down his lower body.
Nite wasn’t dead. The body was soft, too.
But it was unbelievably heavy!
“Heheh. I can switch between soft and hard modes!”
Aipo announced this with great pride.
The next moment, a figure flashed past.
It snatched up the cheese in front of Nite and dashed away!
“Then keep switching between soft and hard over there!”
The Bunny leaped onto his Little Bear and made the bear charge along with him.
Yes, it was Garl!
He had recovered long ago.
But he hadn’t run far when he suddenly heard the sound of hooves.
He looked back.
The undead Bunny had transformed his bone armor into a skeletal warhorse.
It was following closely behind him.
Garl immediately drew his greatsword and hacked at it.
“Look at them. Most of them aren’t even fighting over the cheese anymore.”
Suger paused with half a roasted sweet potato in his hand.
He stared at the Bunnies, who were now fighting simply for the sake of fighting, and said to the Roast Rabbit.
“Yep. They’re fighting.”
The Roast Rabbit casually munched on his roasted sweet potato, then lifted his chin.
“They’re all Paladin Bunnies. Their bodies are tough. They won’t die that easily.”
“If they were fighting seriously, plenty of their moves could be fatal.”
“But they’re not using any of them. If this isn’t horseplay, then what is?”
He pointed at Suger with the sweet potato in his hand.
“You should take a look at yourself. Don’t you want to join the Bunnies’ horseplay too?”
Suger lowered his head and looked at his own wiggling toes.
...He really did.
