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(221) Wit and Imbecility
update icon Updated at 2025/7/26 9:10:12

221,

"Hahaha!!!"

Laughing greedily until tears flow, need to press against the heart, suppressing oneself, otherwise really will laugh to death.

Wandering in the underground maze, thinking about whether or not something interesting would happen, but when I turned around, Allen's hero, Cyclone Theodore, appeared before my eyes.

After laughing, I calmed down a little, but immediately wanted to laugh again.

Greed had to cover his mouth and smirk.

When Cyclone knelt down, Yuna was also released.

Yuna, still unconscious, Cyclone exhausted, and Greed who had dismantled the Tower of Lust, without thinking, Cyclone knew that the situation was quite bad.

No need for strength, can't even escape now, the only thing that can be done is to slowly recover and let the breathing stabilize first.

"Hehe~ Hehe~"

Cyclone observed greed, who was still laughing, calmly.

He didn't kill me at the first opportunity, but clapped his hands and... danced happily?

Carefully recalling, the biggest impression Cyclone had of greed was the lustful words.

That... idiot...

From the moment Cyclone was discovered until now, Greed had been foolishly laughing.

It seems that the adjective is true, is this person really an idiot?

This could be an opportunity, a dangerous opportunity. If Cyclone can make good use of it, maybe he won't die and can leave here smoothly.

Calm down, he is just an idiot after all!!

Silently organizing his words in his mind, talking is the only thing Cyclone can do right now.

"So you're Greed?"

"Yes! Yes, yes, yes!!!"

Greed nodded desperately.

"Oh~ Why are you so happy?"

Cyclone first wanted to understand the other party's current psychology, so that he can grasp their way of thinking.

"You're Allen's hero, right?"

But greed tilted his head and asked instead.

The other party ignored his question, Cyclone understood this. Even an idiot wouldn't just go along with someone else and answer whatever they ask.

Rather, the actions of an idiot would be more extreme and difficult to understand.

But even so, it doesn't mean that they cannot be predicted.

"Yes! Yes, yes, yes!!!"

Like usual, just like a while ago, Cyclone nodded desperately.

Greed blushed and said happily.

"Haha~ Haha~ It will definitely be fun to kill you~"

Damn it!? This idiot...

Clenching his fist, Cyclone was startled by greed's directness.

Be calm... Be calm...

"Hahahaha!!"

This time, Cyclone laughed until tears flowed, although these tears were not from laughter but from fear, Cyclone still pretended.

To Cyclone's laughter, Greed, who didn't understand, pointed at himself with his finger and multiple question marks appeared above his head.

"You said it's fun? But how can killing me be fun?"

Laughing, playing, surpassing death, Cyclone pointed at Greed with two fingers, treating him as a friend as usual.

"I won't say, this is a game between me and Arrogance~"

Greed, still smirking, said so.

Arrogance?

As Cyclone pondered a way out, Greed raised his right hand and a magical light appeared, indicating an attack was imminent.

"Hahaha!! Is this what you call fun?!"

Greed was dumbfounded, unable to comprehend why Cyclone was laughing at him.

"Do you know who I am?"

Greed pointed to his own mouth with his index finger and thought for a moment.

"... Allen's hero?"

"That's right!! I am Allen's hero~ The idol of women worldwide, a successful man with looks, money, and a wife!! But do you know that I also have a mysterious title, Greedy kid?"

Cyclone leaned his head towards Greed, appearing quite friendly.

Greed shook his head.

Seeing this, Cyclone moved away from Greed and found a small stone nearby, standing on top of it.

"I slay dragons from above, vanquish evildoers from below, have conquered the five lakes and four seas, and even the ancient gods can only shed tears of laughter when they meet me~"

"Ohh!!"

Greed became fascinated by Cyclone's description of himself.

All because I am favored by the God of the Game~ I am a pioneer in the realm of fun, and all my friends' opinions of me are unanimously interesting~ Very interesting! Super interesting!!"

"Wow~"

Greed became increasingly curious and started clapping his hands.

Suddenly, Cyclone coughed towards Greed, pointing at him and asking.

"You want to kill me?"

"Mhmm~"

Greed nodded in response, like a child.

"Wrong!"

"Huh?"

Greed was stunned by Cyclone's loud rejection.

"Wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong!!!"

Cyclone scared him with another jump and pressed his face against Greed's eyelids.

After seeing Greed being startled, Cyclone jumped back onto the stone.

Facing Greed, Cyclone put on a serious expression, opened his arms, and asked.

"Tell me, Greed, do you want to experience a more interesting world?"

Greed stopped clapping, clenched his fist, and confidently answered with determination.

"Yes!!"

"Then you should call me Grandpa Cyclone first~ I..."

"Grandpa Cyclone!!"

Before Cyclone could finish his sentence, Greed shouted it out.

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