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Chapter 33 Pretend to Be Couple
update icon Updated at 2025/9/22 3:10:12

After school, as usual, I went to Joy Society. Today, in addition to dealing with the mandatory club activities, there was also the task of being Stella's fake boyfriend. I really didn't have this idea, but feeling very helpless, I pushed open the door to Joy Society and walked in.

"Senior, you're too slow."

As soon as I entered, Wen Xiaojing complained unhappily. The last class this afternoon was Zhong Meiya's class, known for dragging on. If it wasn't for her considering Zhiye's relationship with the Calligraphy Club, we might get stuck in an endless loop. So, coming at this time was already showing a lot of grace.

"But I'm here now." I really didn't want to participate in club activities at all.

I dragged a chair over and sat down. Stella glanced at me shyly, and then lowered her head.

"Senior, about what we discussed earlier, you haven't changed your mind, right?" Wen Xiaojing asked seriously.

"Um... that... to be honest... I..."

"OK, agreed." Wen Xiaojing interrupted me before I could finish, not taking my thoughts into consideration at all. These underclassmen these days are way too arrogant.

"Based on this afternoon's observation, Cao Nan is still tangled up with Stella, so the situation is very dangerous," Wen Xiaojing said while looking at Stella. Stella nodded.

"Senior, so we can't afford to be negligent about this matter. You need to quickly fulfill your responsibilities as her boyfriend."

Wait, isn't this too fast? The progress is too quick.

"I don't know what I should do," I said. Although I have dated Su Yuqian before, it was with someone I liked. So now, if you want me to act like I'm in a relationship, I'm completely clueless about what to do.

"Senior, you've never been in a relationship before?"

"Let's just say I haven't." I scratched my cheek, feeling a bit guilty.

"Really? That's unexpected," Wen Xiaojing reacted excessively.

"Are all the boys in school dating now? Isn't there a single one who hasn't dated?"

"Well... it's not that everyone is dating."

Wen Xiaojing was caught off guard by my counter-question and had to admit defeat.

"Anyway, do you have any dating experience?" she asked with great interest.

"It's none of your business, Senior."

"I'm just asking."

"Don't ask."

"So high-handed."

"Hmph..."

Wen Xiaojing pouted, looking displeased.

"Anyway, let's get back to the main topic. What do you want me to do?"

"Of course, you should do what a boyfriend should do, but remember, it's all fake."

"I know, but I don't know what exactly a boyfriend should do."

I'm completely clueless about love, I'm just a naive beginner.

"You're really clueless about this, Senior. Well, instead of just talking about it, why not try something practical?"

"Senior, stand over there," Wen Xiaojing pointed to an empty space.

"Stand here? What exactly are we doing?"

Faced with my question, Wen Xiaojing remained silent and just pulled Stella over.

As I was still confused about what we were supposed to do,

"Hmm," came the onomatopoeic word, followed by an "ah."

Then Stella suddenly threw herself into my arms, instantly enveloping me in a soft touch and the fragrance of shampoo, catching me off guard.

"Oh my god, this is..."

"Youjie, I'm so...sorry."

Stella tried to straighten herself up, but Wen Xiaojing pressed her hand against Stella's back.

"Taoxiang, if you resist like this, you'll be immediately found out."

"But Xiaojing...this doesn't seem right."

"I also think it's not right. I feel like I'm crossing the line."

"But he's...not really my boyfriend."

"Younger senior, you can't fidget like this. You'll be found out in an instant."

"But..."

"And if you do, I'll have to whip you. Now, maintain this position for ten minutes."

Wen Xiaojing's expression and tone resembled that of a military officer, he was really unpredictable.

Under Wen Xiaojing's forcefulness, I reluctantly hugged Stella,

To prevent our hands from touching, I had to keep my hands almost hanging in midair, very tiring.

"Youjie, this is my first time hugging a guy, so...is there anything inappropriate about where my hands should be?"

Stella slightly opened her mouth.

"Well, it seems like it's not quite suitable."

"Then I'll put my hands down."

"Forget it, just in case Wen Xiaojing does something else."

"Okay then."

I don't know why, but Stella held onto me even more tightly. I felt as if something very soft was pressed against me, almost crossing the boundary.

But Stella didn't notice any of this, she was still clinging desperately, so I had no choice but to endure. The ten minutes quickly passed,

"Alright, the ten minutes are up."

As soon as Wen Xiaojing said that, I let go of my hand. Oh dear, my hands were numb.

"Younger senior, did you feel the warmth of a girl?"

"Well..."

"Xiaojing, stop teasing Youjie."

"Oh my, are you speaking up for the senior? The emotions really do heat up after a hug, huh?"

"No...there's no such thing." Stella blushed.

"Shy, shy."

"Xiaojing, if you continue, I'll really dislike you."

"Then I won't say anymore."

Seeing that Stella was really getting angry, Wen Xiaojing finally restrained herself.

"The first stage can be considered barely completed, but the rigid posture you had earlier is a big taboo, senior."

So she did notice my behavior earlier, her observation skills are truly strong.

"If Cao Nan finds out, it'll be really bad."

"If you put it that way, I'm also in a difficult position."

"Then how about we hug for another ten minutes?"

"Please spare me."

Hugging for another ten minutes, I might face the possibility of petrification, medically known as stiff syndrome.

"Well, let's move on to the second stage then, the name."

"The name?"

"Yes, the name. Isn't it too fake to call it what it is now?"

"How do you know?"

"Couples have more intimate relationships and definitely have more intimate ways of addressing each other."

"Is that so?" I've always called her Su Yuqian, never thinking about calling her any kind of affectionate name.

"So... do you want Stella to call you, husband, or darling?"

"What!?" I almost fell to the ground in shock.

"These names..."

"It's very normal. Couples call each other like this."

"It's too embarrassing."

"If it's embarrassing, then don't be in a relationship!"

It's really unreasonable.

"Senior, choose one. What do you want Taoxiang to call you?"

"These are not suitable. Just my name is fine."

"Just calling your name is too normal. If you're going to pretend, you should at least make it a little realistic."

"You're making it difficult for me too."

"Taoxiang, which one do you choose..." Wen Xiaojing asked Stella directly without getting a definite answer from me. After blushing for a while, Stella finally said, "Call him husband..."

"Husband... okay," Wen Xiaojing immediately smiled.

"What... not that, calling him husband... it's too explicit."

"Taoxiang, according to your preferences, senior is a bit reserved."

"I'm not reserved."

"Taoxiang, try it now..."

"Stella, don't force yourself. You can just call me by my name."

I quickly said.

"Senior, understand it properly. You should be called wife."

"I can't call out..."

"Hus...band."

This is the first time in my life that I have been called such an intimate name by a girl.

How should I put it? It's too incredible!