"Molly Ann, sweetheart, I can't take it anymore. Let's elope."

Our dear teacher, Emile, was lying on the floor at my feet, looking pained, wanting to pour out her miserable experience to me.

But even if you show me a face like a forced Romeo and Juliet, I won't listen to you, because I'm actually quite happy...

"Listen to me, my day before yesterday... in the morning, I was woken up by birds chirping, I tripped while walking, choked while eating, choked while drinking water, and was startled awake while sleeping by something falling on me."

That's just normal, common unexpected events...

"Listen carefully, in the morning, a woodpecker flew onto the glass next to me, pecking away loudly and almost deafening me; while walking, I stepped on a banana peel that someone had dropped on the ground, causing me to lose my balance, and at the same time, a fist-sized stone came flying from afar and hit me on the head, causing me to fall; while eating, someone added a lot of peanuts and I choked on them; while drinking water, many birds flew over my head and the feathers that fell blocked my nose, making me choke; while sleeping, the dormitory suddenly shook for some reason, and the ceiling above my head almost fell... no, a large piece already fell down."

"Well, adding a peanut incident to a bunch of paranormal events makes it seem less scary. Well then, goodbye, Emile, and best of luck in your future endeavors."

"Wait, wait, why don't we talk a bit more? We haven't seen each other for such a long time! Let me think... it's been ten chapters already, right!?"

"You only appeared in the fourth chapter... and we separated the day before yesterday afternoon, so it hasn't even been thirty-six hours."

"Almost forty hours is so painful! I had to frantically search everywhere! Ah, it hurts..."

I pressed my index finger against Emile's temple, making her genuinely show a painful expression.

What do you mean by frantically searching? You shamelessly ran to the entrance of the women's dormitory this morning, blatantly pulled me out by my name and last name.

My two roommates almost started a conversation with me like, "You're quite capable." "I was wondering where you went yesterday." "Find a good man, okay." Luckily, they didn't realize I was being approached by a woman...

"Respected teacher Emile, we have a teacher-student relationship at school, so please respect me a little."

"Whimper..."

Emile curled up, wanting to crawl into my arms and roll around.

I lifted her up by the back of her collar, using my index finger to tap her forehead.

"Besides, if I stay with you, won't I become as unlucky as you?"

Poor Emile, cursed by the strongest fortune teller in the mainland, Damia. I don't want to experience the same unlucky events as her.

Upon hearing my words, Emile froze in my hand, as if struck by lightning. Then she shook her head, suddenly falling onto the ground, grabbing onto my ankle as I walked away.

"No, no, no! How can it only be me who's unlucky!? I don't care, I want Molly Ann sweetheart to be unlucky too! That's the embodiment of my love!"

I looked at the little creature at my feet, speechless, hesitating whether I should kick it away, or rather, hesitating where I should kick it.

This asshole Emile actually developed a yandere element on top of a heap of unclear elements...

Well, decision made, let's kick its head, it's quite toe-friendly...