Just now I took a quick look at Ms. Snow Monster's ID card, which indicated her race as "undead elf (zombie)." Although I don't understand why the word "zombie" was added afterward, it clearly indicates Ms. Snow Monster's current identity - a zombie. This made me furrow my brows slightly.
Speaking of zombies, the first thing that comes to mind is those zombies with wounds all over their bodies, blood dripping, unknown substances dripping from their mouths, and various degrees of decay. And then looking at Ms. Snow Monster's current appearance - grayish-yellow skin, red eyes, and a pair of pointed ears, if I didn't look closely, I would have mistaken her for a vampire...
Well, I have to admit that she's actually very cute. Ms. Snow Monster's delicate features combined with Alvin's determined expression create a special sense of beauty.
"Hmm? Are you staring at me?"
"Ah!?"
Oops, I've been caught.
"No, I was just looking at what an undead elf looks like."
"Eh~ So you were actually looking at me? Hahaha, it's okay, I don't mind. After all, this body has been in your ring for so long. If you really wanted to do something, wouldn't you have done it a long time ago?"
"Well..."
How should I respond to that?
I feel like no matter how I answer, I would lose!
"Well, I was indeed looking at you."
"Hmm, so you want to touch and see what an undead is like?"
"...Let's skip that, I feel like I would be seen as a pervert."
"As a price, let me touch your wings."
So this was your intention?
"Your wings are so cool, why do you keep them hidden?"
"It's troublesome to spread them out, you know? Besides, aside from the fame of the Undead Archangel, the air resistance caused by the two pairs of wings when I walk is very uncomfortable!"
"Air resistance?"
"...It's something that hinders my walking."
Even if I explain to you that the resistance caused by the Angelic Wings is much greater than that of the Undead Wings, you wouldn't understand, huh? Sigh, I guess I'll just keep struggling with it myself.
"Okay, let's not discuss this topic. By the way, we've been walking for so long, but you haven't looked at any stores. What are you looking for?"
"Hmm? Isn't shopping for equipment the purpose of going shopping?"
"..."
Are you kidding me?
You're telling me that you go shopping just to buy equipment? Are you some kind of violent girl that came out of a game?
"Well... haven't you gone shopping before?"
"Huh? Of course, I used to buy equipment from people in the tribe."
"That doesn't count as shopping."
"What do you mean?"
"That's called buying equipment."
"...What's the difference?"
The other person tilted her head and asked.
...
"Even if you ask me like that..."
I really don't know, I'm not a girl.
To be honest, when I go shopping, I'm in the "buying equipment" mode too. I pick up what I want and just grab a bite to eat, I don't spend time looking at each item before deciding whether to buy it or not.
Aliyah and the others might be able to guide you, but I have no idea.
But...
That might be a good thing too.
"Okay, let's just buy equipment directly then. But we've been walking for so long, haven't you seen anything you want to buy?"
"Well..."
Ms. Snow Monster glanced around and shook her head.
"Although the clothes in those shops look nice, the armor is too thin, they have no defense at all."
...What a practical approach!
"Hahaha, it seems like you've been sealed away for too long, it's not a time of war anymore. There are fewer and fewer girls like you who wear armor."
Orlando next to me couldn't help but comment.
"Is that so? Does that mean that people nowadays prefer to wear armor with very low defense?"
"Armor... that's a straightforward name. But now, those can't even be considered armor. They have absolutely no defense, they are purely decorative. Their only purpose is to make you look better.""Looks better..."
Miss Snow Monstre stared at the clothes, lost in thought.
"What if..."
Just as Orlando was about to say something, I grabbed him and cut him off.
"What do you want to do?"
"... Judging by the way you look at me, isn't it obvious what I want to do?"
Indeed, this guy was also a pervert.
"Huh? You don't want to buy clothes with dark fairy taste for her to wear, do you? You pervert!"
"Hmph, what are you saying? My eyes have witnessed over 700 years! I can tell at a glance what kind of clothes are suitable!"
"No, no, no, the elves' body shape is similar to mine, and it's obvious that my taste is better."
"Just respect your elders, okay?"
"You also have to love the young. Look at my age, I'm younger than you by a long shot. It's only right that I take charge, isn't it?"
"You..."
"What are you two doing?"
Miss Snow Monstre suddenly walked up to us and asked.
We immediately ended the standoff and separated.
"Um... we were just preparing to give Miss Snow Monstre shopping advice, right?"
I said while winking at Orlando.
"Ah... yes, yes, that's right. We were thinking that since Miss Snow Monstre isn't very knowledgeable about modern tastes, we should..."
"I see. No need to worry, I've already made a choice."
After saying that, she ran to a nearby store and pointed at the clothes inside.
"This style looks very simple and clear, I want this."
"..."
"..."
Seeing that store, both Orlando and I were stunned.
"What's wrong? Is the clothes not good?"
I swallowed my saliva and vigorously shook my head.
"No, no, no, the clothes are very good. Since you like it, we'll buy it right away! Right, Big Brother Orlando?"
"Yes, yes, yes! I'll pay, just leave the money to me! Right?"
"Hey, hey, hey, Big Brother Orlando, you're too polite. Of course, I should pay for the clothes."
I said righteously.
"Not at all, as an elder, I should definitely help the juniors pay, don't you think?"
"Is that so? Okay then."
I withdrew my hand that was about to take out my wallet.
"So, I'll leave it to you!"
"You..."
Orlando didn't expect me to change my mind so quickly, his entire face froze.
"Alright, let's go buy it!"
I pushed Orlando and Miss Snow Monstre into the store.
Oh, by the way, the name of this store...
It's called 'Maid and Gentleman'.
